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« on: October 10, 2005, 06:57:31 am »
Well, he did warn us that Milklin would return Monday.

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10102005
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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2005, 07:06:21 am »
You'd think "Mayor Rufus Kissing Mommy Where She Pees" would sell like hotcakes.

Okay so Milklin is a sad, pathetic individual. At least we get some funny ads out of this. I wonder if Mr. Dan is reminiscent of Mr. Gary.
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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2005, 07:08:15 am »
Still don't like him. Oh well, they can't all be Cartilage Head.
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2005, 08:06:44 am »
"I saw Mayor Rufus Kissing Mommy Where She Pees" - the idea of the sort of situation that would lead someone wanting to buy this book for a child is just magnificent.  The moral of the story?  Knock on the door before you enter a room in which you are unsure of the activities taking place and their suitability for your young eyes and mind."
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2005, 09:37:29 am »
I bet that was the same mayor that got hot bloody fat sprayed all over him.
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2005, 10:35:26 am »
See RBK is sort of saddened but with a style and a pride that you can appreciate.

This new cat (as in cool cat, not literal cat, though now that I mention it...) is just kind of... pathetic so far.  I am a member of the Disinterested. (My new band.. see us on Thursday at the local Swill n' Grill playing cover songs of bands with purposefully misspelled names)
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2005, 12:56:56 pm »
Come on old Gil needs this sale!
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2005, 01:58:14 pm »
I wish we'd been shown the sermon bad enough to make people leave the Jehovah's Witnesses and not this particular strip. That said, "Milklin Honniker" is verging on a perfect name for him.
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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2005, 02:26:47 pm »
Milklin Filbert Honniker

Milklin Rufus Honniker

He just cries out for an even more terrible middle name.

Milklin Woodrow (Woody)Honniker.

Also, my own middle and last name are both extremely unpronounceable, especially when paired together, unless you grew up speaking French, which strangly I did not, so I can't really pronounce my own name.  It's pretty silly.  I am named after my great grandmother, who was named after an ancestor who died in the early 17's in Paris - she was a nun.  The only records of her are her cloistering and her death and the comment in the church register at the time of her death - translated to basically read:  "lived a chaste life."
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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2005, 02:34:08 pm »
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Milklin Filbert Honniker

Milklin Rufus Honniker

He just cries out for an even more terrible middle name.

Milklin Woodrow (Woody)Honniker.

Is it wrong that I think "M. Rufus Honniker" sounds pretty good, in a sort of "genteel 1920's bootlegger" way?

Agreed, though, that Milklin has to have a middle name so ghastly that he would prefer to go by Milklin. I'm picturing something else that is also loserish and has unpleasant assonances with Honniker, like... Toastifer.
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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2005, 02:36:15 pm »
Quote from: "side_show"

Also, my own middle and last name are both extremely unpronounceable, especially when paired together, unless you grew up speaking French, which strangly I did not, so I can't really pronounce my own name.  It's pretty silly.  I am named after my great grandmother, who was named after an ancestor who died in the early 17's in Paris - she was a nun.  The only records of her are her cloistering and her death and the comment in the church register at the time of her death - translated to basically read:  "lived a chaste life."


Ahem.  So, uh, what is it?
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« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2005, 03:02:19 pm »
Real names?  On the internet?  I dunno about this...

My actual name is:

(edited out to prevent abduction by angry hobos)

It is supposed to be pronounced as such:

(edited out to prevent abduction by pee stinking hobos)
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« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2005, 03:03:38 pm »
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Agreed, though, that Milklin has to have a middle name so ghastly that he would prefer to go by Milklin.


Milklin Bueford?
Milklin Arvid?
Milklin Bosephus?
Milklin Jeddidiah?
Milklin Gilbreath?
Milklin Zebbes?


Oh I do go on... (and on.. and on.. and on..)
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« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2005, 03:08:34 pm »
Arvid is actually a pretty cool name (at least, when pronounced in the German style), but the rest are about the quality we're looking at here, yeah.

My old MP3 player is named Arvid. He's been a good little machine.
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« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2005, 03:18:44 pm »
My middle name is Herbert, which many people find to be funny, although I don't.


What's funny is that until the last minute my first name was supposed to be Ethelbert, which would have made me Ethelbert Herbert Severn.

And since Herbert was for Herbert Hoover, my name would have been three heads of state-- A King, a President, and an Emperor.



And "Ethelbert Herbert" is just hysterical.
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