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« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2005, 03:02:30 pm »
Good answer, August, but not the one I was looking for. The real answer is:

Teen Unitarians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in sleeping bags in the church basement.
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« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2005, 08:20:50 pm »
I KNEW I liked the Unitarians.
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« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2005, 08:40:07 pm »
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Good answer, August, but not the one I was looking for. The real answer is:

Teen Unitarians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in sleeping bags in the church basement.


...after their commitment ceremony.
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« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2005, 09:08:37 pm »
There's a "Pennsylvania Colleges & Universities" version of that floating around.  I added one for my alma mater:
How many Franklin & Marshall students...?
Nine.  One to screw in the bulb, and 8 to point out that their light bulb is just as good as an Ivy League school's, and who needs the Ivy League anyway, and no we're not bitter because they rejected us.
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« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2005, 10:24:39 pm »
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Bacon machine.
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« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2005, 04:40:50 am »
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's not funny.


How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.






How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbu-LET'S RIDE BIKES!
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« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2005, 01:19:25 pm »
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

As I've said many times in the past, my SO is a Professional Feminist and everybody she works with is normally very nice and funny but every once in a while some invisible line gets crossed and raw hatred spews forth from the eyes. I am still in the doghouse for calling the Indigo Girls "the worst of the boy bands."
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« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2005, 01:26:42 pm »
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I am still in the doghouse for calling the Indigo Girls "the worst of the boy bands."


if not the dog house, then you ought to be in the "what the fuck you talkin about willis?" house.
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« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2005, 04:48:52 pm »
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I am still in the doghouse for calling the Indigo Girls "the worst of the boy bands."

if not the dog house, then you ought to be in the "what the fuck you talkin about willis?" house.

I just don't like the Indigo Girls. I think I stole that joke from the Daily Show though.

And I'm already in trouble with you people for no recognizing a song title from The White Album.
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