So, I've been considering asking this for a long time, and this thread just seals it:
Bobby, what in the hell do you actually DO? Like, for a job? Because as far as I'm concerned, you must be paid to search the internet for the most random nuggets of gold/weirdness/offensiveness ever.
Not that I have any problem at all with this occupation/avocation, in fact, I think it's downright amazing that you're able to provide us with all this material for discussion, I'm just curious to know if there's more to Eddie Ellipsoid than meets the web-board.
edit: What a proper query for Post # 100.
I work as an Enterprise Architect. Basically what this means is I make really pretty UML diagrams of how various systems and software are put together, and then watch people screw up the links on the diagrams, and then screw up the implementation of the system, and screw up the budgeting, and then I get called in to come fix the mess that would have been avoided in the first place. Which means I also spend a lot of time listening to people attacking each other over conference calls while remaining silent, since contributing is cathartic but ultimately useless. My work ethic measures the quality of work by output rather than input, which means I'll work a four to six hour day and produce more output than most people put in a twelve hour day. This is what we call working smarter, not harder, and it actually works.
I leverage this time by reading Wikipedia or watching Good Eats, getting scientific ideas and then trying them late at night when nobody can bother me. Since I became a homeowner most of my mad science experiments have veered away from the fire/exploding toilets end of the spectrum, since I really do care about my property now that I'm paying for it. So, sorry to ruin the image you have of me setting various things ablaze by throwing a block of sodium into my bathtub or whatever, but that was back when I was 21 and still renting, and things have changed now.
In addition, I have long since reached the conclusion that ncurses-based IRC via an SSH session in a terminal window looks like work from a distance. It is from this massive collaboration of equally bored people that I am able to garner the massive amount of links and wackiness you see here. I'm terribly sorry to ruin the image you have of me obsessive clicking on every link I see in order to find nuggets to put RIGHT HERE, but the fact is that I've outsourced most of my wackiness to the fine morons at #memepool, #sackheads and #yourmom on three separate IRC servers.