old school manual typewriter- bang on it.
letter writing affectatious?- get down with it, you care enough to send the very legible.
hoop and stick- let us know how that works out for you. i was always under the impression that the hoop was "liberated" from an older sibling's dress, and that most of the fun was rolling your sister's undergarment accessory down the street.
inkjet printers- are the devil's work.
boots- i am a big fan of Doctor Marten's boot. i've always ended up wearing the sole out before any other part. the soles, often times, are anti-static. these soles have always given me amazing traction on ice. negatives- possibility of pretentiousness and the fact that the boots themselves are incredibly thin leather. workaround to negatives- like me, cultivate greater character flaws to mask possible boot choice issues, and buy a size or 1/2 size large and wear large socks.
also, the tounges are connected, so as long as you wax/oil them correctly they do a good job at staying dry-ish.
now for my questions:
why would two birds fall out of the fuck*ng sky for no apparent reason, one of them bouncing off your deck's railing, then lie on the ground twitching, and then stop moving, and then the next day only one remains?
and, more importantly, my first instinct is to ignore the carcassasesesssesses (sp?) and leave them alone in an effort to not get germs. should i purchase an army surplus hazmat suit and burn them, or what?
imagine a house with a cat. that cat had his front claws, uh, declawed. imagine a kitten, newly arrived to the house, being scheduled to be declawed and made a eunuch. is it better to declaw all 4 or only the front 2? please note, he will be declawed, period, evil exists. also note, neither has given any indication of using claws to cause permenant damage to each other as of yet.
what's the best place to find ooooooooooldish phonograph equipment such as needles and motors and whatnot?