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« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2005, 06:58:36 pm »
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That avatar with that title: Awesome.

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Hi, I'm George Takei, and like most homosexual men, I find that anal sex can often be rough. Petroleum based products aren't safe for condoms, and water-based products like KY Jelly  are chunky and sticky.

That's why I present to you Sulubrication, the special silicone-based lubrication endorsed by me, George Takei. It's the anal lubricant of the future, and it will take you where no man has gone before!
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« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2005, 07:55:37 pm »
You've also got WNBA MVP Sheryl Swoops coming out, probably the highest-profile active American pro athlete to do so.

I've been to one WNBA game, and a good chunk of the crowd sure looked like lesbians to me.  The league refuses to reach out to this community in any way, for fear of scaring the rest of the sporting fan public.  Hard for them to ignore it now.
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« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2005, 08:00:07 pm »
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You've also got WNBA MVP Sheryl Swoops coming out, probably the highest-profile active American pro athlete to do so.

I've been to one WNBA game, and a good chunk of the crowd sure looked like lesbians to me.  The league refuses to reach out to this community in any way, for fear of scaring the rest of the sporting fan public.  Hard for them to ignore it now.


Q. How are hardcore sports fans and Star Trekkies the same?

A. They are all gay.
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« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2005, 04:46:49 pm »
I'm sorry, but what about George Takei's voice - it's like, the best voice ever for a human.  

I just had to say that.

Anyway, watch the Futurama episode that he and the other Trek characters were in with the commentary on - Takei blows everyone else away - he must have done radio or something.

That guy's voice is awsome.

Also, there is a fairly large faction of gay trekkies and/or trekkers out there.  Here is a website that is indignant to the point of ridiculous about the lack of gay characters in Star Trek.  All sorts of quotes from Roddenberry and other characters making promises to make Star Trek inclusive, that obviously fell through, and lots and lots of anger.  

Who ever made this site is super pissed.  I suppose I just don't get it because I don't care about Star Trek - to me it's just a TV show - and one that I hardly ever watched.  I suppose I do get that the show was supposed to be dipicting an ideal univese, and that by excluding gay characters that the implication is that gay characters don't fit into an ideal universe.  I can understand why that might be insulting, but still, it's just a TV show - and one that was in the height of it's creativity in the 60's.  Who needs boring old Star Trek when you've got the Cock Rub Warriors anyway?
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« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2005, 03:59:58 am »
What's he talking about anyway? I thought all the Klingons were gay, cockrub warriors of the future as it were.

On a related note, Scott Bakula has the best name in the universe.
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« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2005, 04:06:17 am »
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What's he talking about anyway? I thought all the Klingons were gay, cockrub warriors of the future as it were.

On a related note, Scott Bakula has the best name in the universe.


Wrong. The first president of Zimbabwe, prior to the genocidal maniac Robert Mugabe, was named Canaan Banana.
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« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2005, 08:41:05 am »
As far as awesome names go, I will always most favor former UN Secretary-General Dag Hammarskjöld and his father Hjalmar Hammarskjöld.
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« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2005, 01:04:59 pm »
Banana is good but I don't know, I still like Bakula. It's like he'd fit right in with duckula and other dracula knock offs except instead of a duck he's... a baklava or something.

As for the UN guys, they just kind of sound too much like made up dwarf names.
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« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2005, 03:42:22 pm »
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As far as awesome names go, I will always most favor former UN Secretary-General Dag Hammarskjöld and his father Hjalmar Hammarskjöld.


Speaking of former UN Secrataries-General, Boutros-Boutros Gali is a pretty sweet name.
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« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2005, 04:02:57 pm »
Let us not forget the enigmatic U Thant.
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« Reply #25 on: November 01, 2005, 04:23:58 pm »
On the subject of men named Hjalmar, I think my favorite name ever will remain that of one of the major Nazi higher-ups, a man sometimes called "Hitler's Magician": Hjalmar Horace Greeley Schacht. (Apparently his father was a big American-politics junkie.)
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« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2005, 05:26:11 pm »
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« Reply #27 on: November 01, 2005, 10:32:29 pm »
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« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2005, 07:48:20 am »
I know an anaesthesiologist named Dr. Swaid Swaid.

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