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New York City doesn't smell like ass, for once
« on: October 28, 2005, 05:43:30 pm »
Good Smell Perplexes New Yorkers - I know there are other NYC folks on the board and I'm wondering if you folks experienced this.  My apartment is way further north in Manhattan than the mystery cloud's reported extent, so I didn't smell a thing.

Anyone have any idea what this could have been, aside from a new Dunkin' Donuts/IHOP/Glade Plug-In viral marketing campaign?
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New York City doesn't smell like ass, for once
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2005, 06:19:20 pm »
That must have been why they were discussing The Boston Molasses Disaster on TV today.

edit: to fix link
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New York City doesn't smell like ass, for once
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2005, 08:25:13 pm »
Probably some poison gas with something in it that smells nice so people will breathe it in more deeply.

Considering that New York City often smells like an anchovy's cunt (thank you, George Carlin), it can only be an improvement
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Re: New York City doesn't smell like ass, for once
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2005, 08:53:53 pm »
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Good Smell Perplexes New Yorkers


Best headline ever.
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Re: New York City doesn't smell like ass, for once
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2005, 11:38:29 pm »
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Good Smell Perplexes New Yorkers


Best headline ever.


Now our next mission is to get them good taste.
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New York City doesn't smell like ass, for once
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2005, 07:33:52 pm »
And the women to wear colors in the winter.
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New York City doesn't smell like ass, for once
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2005, 07:06:20 am »
I ripped that headline out of the paper. It sucks, man- I was in Brooklyn that night. I missed the ONE TIME Manhattan didn't smell like a dog's asshole.
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