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« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2005, 10:29:07 pm »
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i was asking a serious question people.


I'm not sure how serious I can be with Sodomy running around.
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« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2005, 11:24:30 pm »
That depends, 'Zack - you might get to work out those serious problems with your lifestyle.
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« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2005, 02:13:29 am »
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i was asking a serious question people.


Twats that?  I cunt hear you.  Don't worry, I'll finger it out later.
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« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2005, 01:58:56 pm »
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why is your name dr. sodomy?


"doctor" and "sodomy" just work well together.
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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2005, 02:13:39 pm »
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why is your name dr. sodomy?


"doctor" and "sodomy" just work well together.


"Sodomy" is the name of a fantastic song from Meet the Feebles.

Also on the "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!" tip:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/03/toilet.suit.ap/index.html
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« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2005, 06:21:02 pm »
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Bob Dougherty, 57, accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because they thought he was kidding.

"They left me there, going through all that stress," Dougherty told The Daily Camera, of Boulder. "They just let me rot."


Yes... after 15 minutes, the legs begin to turn green, then black; holes develop in the lung wall, letting blood (by now putrid) spurt in; and eyes begin to melt out of their sockets. Don't let The Home Depot Quarter Hour claim YOU as its next victim.
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« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2005, 07:34:12 pm »
Wait, did this happen in Louisville, Kentucky, or Louisville, Colorado? I'm so confused.
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« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2005, 11:19:32 pm »
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Wait, did this happen in Louisville, Kentucky, or Louisville, Colorado? I'm so confused.


Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Louisville?
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« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2005, 12:37:28 am »
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Wait, did this happen in Louisville, Kentucky, or Louisville, Colorado? I'm so confused.


Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Louisville?


Yeah, I saw this on the news last night.  Weird.
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« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2005, 02:17:17 am »
Why are they getting all excited over finding a hat in the park?

Sgt. Troy Pitcock?

Ooh, The King and I is coming to Whitney Hall.

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« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2005, 05:55:38 am »
First of all, it wasn't a park it was a cemetary.  And Secondly, the hat was sitting on an antique suitcase full of human bones.

And yeah, Pitcock.  Heh.
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« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2005, 06:12:16 am »
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First of all, it wasn't a park it was a cemetary.  And Secondly, the hat was sitting on an antique suitcase full of human bones.

Nicely summed up, August. This is totally too Flannery O'Connor for me, truth be told. I mean, human bones?
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« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2005, 06:35:16 am »
They need Dr. Temperance Brennan.

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« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2005, 06:53:46 am »
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First of all, it wasn't a park it was a cemetary.  And Secondly, the hat was sitting on an antique suitcase full of human bones.

Nicely summed up, August. This is totally too Flannery O'Connor for me, truth be told. I mean, human bones?


Well said my dear V!  You gotta love Flannery.  

Now I must steal your wooden leg.
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« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2005, 07:20:59 pm »
"skeleton in a suitcase with a hat"  the latest album from Tom Waits,

available exclusively at target stores!
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