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« on: November 01, 2005, 02:26:18 pm »
"in their majestic and far-sweeping wisdom, true falcons will attack children."  

PAT YOU SHITCOCK
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2005, 02:39:33 pm »
Pat is clearly a dick but I'm going to have to agree with him on this one. Children are a menace and must be stopped. Or at least kept a respectful distance from me.
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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2005, 03:28:49 pm »


Hey Cort!  Gimmee candy!  Gimmee candy!  Gimmee candy!  Gimmee candy!  Gimmee candy!  Gimmee candy!  Gimmee candy!
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2005, 05:25:44 pm »
Hey Carlos, Pat you too!
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2005, 05:50:01 pm »
STAY OFF MY LAWN!

oh, and IT'S MY BASEBALL NOW!
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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2005, 06:43:33 pm »
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Hey Cort!  Gimmee candy!  Gimmee candy!  Gimmee candy!  Gimmee candy!  Gimmee candy!  Gimmee candy!  Gimmee candy!



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« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2005, 10:26:44 pm »
Here's what I wonder, on account of working across from the childrens section.
I know that if you hit a small child with a regular adult-voltage tazer, they'd probably die, right?
Well what if you made a child-voltage tazer?
I think it would sell like hotcakes. Think about it! Your kid starts acting up in a restaurant- ZAP! They're out for like 40 minutes, and they wake up with no memory of the incident!

"Daddy, what happened?"
"Well, Tommy, I guess you were being a bad boy and God decided to make you die for a while. Better not scream next time we're in a restaurant, or it could be the big one!"
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« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2005, 11:40:24 pm »
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Genious million dollar idea

I will buy 10 of those right now.
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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2005, 06:18:48 am »
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Genious million dollar idea

I will buy 10 of those right now.


For the 'God made you die' explanation as much as for the jailarity inducing electrocuting of children.
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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2005, 11:37:01 pm »
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"Daddy, what happened?"
"Well, Tommy, I guess you were being a bad boy and God decided to make you die for a while. Better not scream next time we're in a restaurant, or it could be the big one!"


I love when the posts are funnier than anything the strips or the blogs produce.
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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2005, 04:14:03 pm »
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"Daddy, what happened?"
"Well, Tommy, I guess you were being a bad boy and God decided to make you die for a while. Better not scream next time we're in a restaurant, or it could be the big one!"


I love when the posts are funnier than anything the strips or the blogs produce.


I think it's a testiment to mankind's worth as a species.
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« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2005, 03:08:10 am »
Philippe really needs to stop trying to be a caregiver. What happened with French Fry? Rollerskating accident. Click *****? Almost killed and now Philippe's mortal enemy. Flower? Knocked Up. And now Franky's mom, murdered.

Hey Philippe, here's an idea: Maybe go home before piano fall on you!
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« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2005, 06:37:15 am »
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Hey Philippe, here's an idea: Maybe go home before piano fall on you!


heh, that almost makes up for Philippe's stomach-wrenching update. It is the saddest thing, hands down, forever.
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« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2005, 06:56:47 am »
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It is the saddest thing, hands down, forever.


Until we find out what happens to the baby bird.
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« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2005, 07:34:26 pm »
So, Beef goes to a yarn store.

I thought cats liked yarn.
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