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« Reply #45 on: November 21, 2005, 02:21:02 am »
Wouldn't the H*R version be "The Cheatloaf"?
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« Reply #46 on: November 21, 2005, 04:18:30 am »
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And I bet he would literally be frothing, too, his rage making him unable to say anything other than high-pitched sqeeks (like a balloon), jumping up and down, throwing furniture, foaming at the mouth all the while.  Not because of meat products, too.


It's a good thing Pat is vegan, because considering the fits he most certainly has so frequently, adding cholesterol to the mix would probably prove to be fatal.

And Nice Pete typed "erect c*ck". Hurrah.
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« Reply #47 on: November 21, 2005, 05:05:48 am »
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Wouldn't the H*R version be "The Cheatloaf"?


Yeah, good call.

Pat's blog almost tipped into outrage. I know that someone sent a letter to Ray about meat plus-stitutes , but dang. I would feel like Onstad is on major backlash against all vegans but for Pat's pro-business attitude. I like the continuing developement of Pat as a crazy, bitter, joyless fascist. But it seems like 'Stad is out for the blood of herbivores.
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« Reply #48 on: November 21, 2005, 09:46:45 am »
Nice Pete's going to visit the publishers that didn't come to his Halloween party. That should make for some interesting "conversation".
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« Reply #49 on: November 21, 2005, 10:26:38 am »
I imagine Nice Pete could end a job interview the same way, if he wanted.

It's probably real effective in lots of situations.
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« Reply #50 on: November 21, 2005, 11:25:19 am »
I'm glad nice Pete didn't go all out in describing what Taking involves. I like there to be a little mystery there. His reasoning for not Taking them was also enjoyable to me.

Also more power to him that he can acheive a voluntary erection under such pressure.
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« Reply #51 on: November 21, 2005, 08:31:14 pm »
As has been noted, Pat seems to be a vegan mostly for sheer "holier-than-thou"-ness. But Pat has his kin amognst the meat eaters, be it the sniffy hipster at a chic little Italian/Jamican fusion restaraunt that seats 20 who will take out his nagging fury on some hapless waiter when a meal fails to meet his anal retentive conditions, or a slob who proceeds to chew out some pimply 19 year old at the Burger Shack and demand loudly to speak with a manager because the pickles were placed under the patty instead of on top, even though he only has 15 minutets to get back to work.
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« Reply #52 on: November 22, 2005, 12:09:49 am »
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Also more power to him that he can acheive a voluntary erection under such pressure.


I, too, was impressed (terrified) at Nice Pete's unusual ability.  Nothing scares off, well, pretty much anyone like a guy in a Dracula costume with an inappropriate boner.
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« Reply #53 on: November 22, 2005, 08:57:42 am »
I'm thinking even a relatively appropriate one can do the same job.
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« Reply #54 on: November 23, 2005, 01:56:59 pm »
Dammit, why couldn't I have invented PhunkyListMaker template. Now Ray will be even richer.
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« Reply #55 on: November 23, 2005, 04:22:44 pm »
1. my new Palm Tungsten E2
2. 2 years of interest-free financing at Best Buy
3. the ability to make morgage payments
4. Dora the Explorer DVDs
5. the big goofy grin on my 3-month-old

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« Reply #56 on: November 23, 2005, 05:35:38 pm »
1. kid
2. wife
3. house
4. car
5. still breathing

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« Reply #57 on: November 23, 2005, 05:43:50 pm »
1. My new Palm T|X
2. Motorola v360 Camera Phone
3. The ability to pair these devices to send photos over the internet from anywhere there's a cell phone signal.
4. A good friend in for a visit before he gets married.
5. Emailing photos of him fuck*ng two hookers at his bachelor party to his bride-to-be: Priceless.

For everything else, there's:

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« Reply #58 on: November 23, 2005, 05:57:22 pm »
1. The delirious scent of a young woman's soft skin.
2. King Sized Beds (Big enough for a picnic!)
3. Coffee
4. Liquor
5. Water (after all that Coffee and liquor)
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« Reply #59 on: November 23, 2005, 06:08:16 pm »
1. spouse
2. dog
3. not having to drive to Baltimore for work anymore
4. chocolate coming in the mail today
5. Jough's vivid and evil imaginary stories. And all the rest of you fictional characters out there on the internet for my amusement, too.
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