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« Reply #30 on: November 10, 2005, 12:00:35 am »
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Hergh, I'm going to have to back down. See, I actually have to see her over Thanksgiving break, and if I post these, I am not going to have testicles by Christmas. That's the long and short of it.

And then you'd have to change your user name again which was confusing enough the first time.
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« Reply #31 on: November 10, 2005, 12:54:09 am »
bozack was slowly turning into my secret internet hero, but now.. now he's just like all the others.

I'm so disillusioned that I'm going to go to business school!
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« Reply #32 on: November 10, 2005, 05:35:05 am »
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bozack was slowly turning into my secret internet hero, but now.. now he's just like all the others.

I'm so disillusioned that I'm going to go to business school!


Way to shit on someone's dream Bozack. Or should I say ... Flayed Bozack?
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« Reply #33 on: November 10, 2005, 07:34:03 am »
Stop that. Stop pressuring the guy.
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« Reply #34 on: November 10, 2005, 10:15:34 am »
What fun is that?

Can we at least get some shots of Gina? I'd like to see what she'd do to a turkey.
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« Reply #35 on: November 10, 2005, 05:38:15 pm »
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What fun is that?

Can we at least get some shots of Gina? I'd like to see what she'd do to a turkey.


GinaTurDucken!

Chicken in the duck in the turkey in Gina! She could give birth to it on a platter right on the Thanksgiving table!
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« Reply #36 on: November 10, 2005, 11:45:06 pm »
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What fun is that?

Can we at least get some shots of Gina? I'd like to see what she'd do to a turkey.


GinaTurDucken!

Chicken in the duck in the turkey in Gina! She could give birth to it on a platter right on the Thanksgiving table!

Looks like i'll be skipping Thanksgiving this year.  Thanks a lot Dawg, that's a whole hell of a lot.  How am I gonna get that image out of my mind in under two weeks?

~Paul
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« Reply #37 on: November 10, 2005, 11:50:28 pm »
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What fun is that?

Can we at least get some shots of Gina? I'd like to see what she'd do to a turkey.


GinaTurDucken!

Chicken in the duck in the turkey in Gina! She could give birth to it on a platter right on the Thanksgiving table!

Looks like i'll be skipping Thanksgiving this year.  Thanks a lot Dawg, that's a whole hell of a lot.  How am I gonna get that image out of my mind in under two weeks?

~Paul


Speak for yourself.. I may ask for an EXTRA helping now.
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« Reply #38 on: November 11, 2005, 12:12:45 am »
We could all have Thanksgiving INSIDE GINA'S COOTER and would still be able to invite the entire membership of dumbrella to join us.

With room to spare, plus play touch football before we ate.
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« Reply #39 on: November 11, 2005, 06:16:14 pm »
I understand Gina is the alternate site for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade if it rains in NYC this year.
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« Reply #40 on: November 11, 2005, 06:50:41 pm »
After running out of room for detainees at Gitmo, Gina's expansive pu$$y is now the alternate location for holding, interigating, feeding, and transporting prisoners.  Also, it keeps them warm in the winter, and can function as a bomb shelter in case of nuclear war (its man-juice caked walls offer better protection from radiation than lead does).
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« Reply #41 on: November 11, 2005, 07:01:10 pm »
Man, we're working some rough chuckles these days, guys.
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« Reply #42 on: November 11, 2005, 07:08:24 pm »
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Man, we're working some rough chuckles these days, guys.


Jough's trying to get inside your head, you know?
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« Reply #43 on: November 11, 2005, 07:17:56 pm »
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Man, we're working some rough chuckles these days, guys.


Jough's trying to get inside your head, you know?

Really? And here I assumed he was trying to get inside somewhere else. Somewhere more "man-juice caked," if I may borrow a phrase from Fearless Leader.
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« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2005, 08:08:15 pm »
You know, I don't think I'm going to read this thread anymore.
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Hey, things are going okay now!
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