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« Reply #60 on: November 16, 2005, 12:37:53 am »
Oh yes!
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« Reply #61 on: November 16, 2005, 12:55:30 am »
What could possibly be objectionable about that photo if it were unblurrified?
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« Reply #62 on: November 16, 2005, 01:06:21 am »
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What could possibly be objectionable about that photo if it were unblurrified?


Beatrice objected to that photo because she has a UTERUS, and thus, all photographs of her make her look "fat," in her BIZARRE PARALLEL UTERUS UNIVERSE.
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« Reply #63 on: November 16, 2005, 04:03:28 am »
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Beatrice objected to that photo because she has a UTERUS, and thus, all photographs of her make her look "fat," in her BIZARRE PARALLEL UTERUS UNIVERSE.


i have never ever seen this work, zack.  i don't know what the correct phrase is, but i believe it involves large chunks of stone attached to sculpted metal.
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« Reply #64 on: November 16, 2005, 04:19:37 am »
Yeah, and Bozack, you're not exactly Mr. Sensitive about girls worrying about being fat, what with your posting about Bea's gunt when she first started posting here and all.

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE LITTLE BULLSHIT MAN

Anyway, as expected, the photo is a disappointment and nothing to get all upset about for either 'zack or 'trice.

Even if you copped out by posting it all blurry-like.
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« Reply #65 on: November 16, 2005, 04:28:04 am »
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zack


Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack,
He's a Lego Maniac!
Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack,
He's a Lego Maniac!!


I'm sorry... I don't know what just came over me....
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« Reply #66 on: November 17, 2005, 04:17:25 pm »
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zack


Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack,
He's a Lego Maniac!
Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack,
He's a Lego Maniac!!


I'm sorry... I don't know what just came over me....


i,
i have this effect on people.
sometimes.

i'm sorry.

terribly sorry.
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« Reply #67 on: November 23, 2005, 04:40:03 am »
I was thinking about you Beatrice when I snapped this picture.

~Paul
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« Reply #68 on: November 23, 2005, 07:02:04 am »
That's a nice pile of meat there.
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« Reply #69 on: November 23, 2005, 01:58:31 pm »
Why that's meat. On top of meat . . . on top of...Damn you Burger King!
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« Reply #70 on: November 23, 2005, 04:08:46 pm »
It's so true, Paul.  I can not think of disgusting sausage without thinking of Beatrice.

Beat Rice, you'll always mean "possibly wormy homemade sausage" to me, baby.
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« Reply #71 on: November 24, 2005, 05:20:53 pm »
possibly?
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« Reply #72 on: November 24, 2005, 08:24:07 pm »
I will not actually eat the sausage to find out.
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