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Total Members Voted: 8

Voting closed: November 08, 2005, 07:40:57 pm

[Ben-San]

I have to vote with aparrish on this one, Bozack. Not about the stallion thing specifically, but about the two halves of your post being specifically contradictory.

Sure, the eel thing is the bottom of the well for you. But if you keep looking, the well can get deeper. The well goes as deep as you want it to. How deep do you want your well? Do you want to end up standing at the bottom of this Internet porn well of despair, knee-deep in cold and murky I-don't-know-what, laughing at the n00bs who think cartoons of nurses exploding during sex are as freaky as it gets, and then look up at the distant speck of light far above you and remember the days when you once fantasized about two ladies making out and didn't even know what other people were thinking?

Let it lie. The well has no bottom.

[Mantonio]

I have to vote with aparrish on this one, Bozack. Not about the stallion thing specifically, but about the two halves of your post being specifically contradictory.

Sure, the eel thing is the bottom of the well for you. But if you keep looking, the well can get deeper. The well goes as deep as you want it to. How deep do you want your well? Do you want to end up standing at the bottom of this Internet porn well of despair, knee-deep in cold and murky I-don't-know-what, laughing at the n00bs who think cartoons of nurses exploding during sex are as freaky as it gets, and then look up at the distant speck of light far above you and remember the days when you once fantasized about two ladies making out and didn't even know what other people were thinking?

Let it lie. The well has no bottom.

Indeed

[Bobby Isosceles]

The well may have no bottom, but this is getting close:

[misterqueue]

Not that it's the bottom of the well or anything, but I want to put one of these on my dashboard.

[miles]

Not that it's the bottom of the well or anything, but I want to put one of these on my dashboard.

I remember V being quite familiar with these, no?

[Ben-San]

The well may have no bottom, but this is getting close:

Man, that ain't nowhere near. Nobody's even being executed for ethnic impurity.

[miles]

Not that it's the bottom of the well or anything, but I want to put one of these on my dashboard.

I remember V being quite familiar with these, no?

Or side_show?  Maybe Bozack?

On second thought, I don't remember who brought it up.  But it's come up before.  And I can't find it.

Jackhammer Jesus.  Heh.

[CortJstr]

Not that it's the bottom of the well or anything, but I want to put one of these on my dashboard.

I remember V being quite familiar with these, no?

Or side_show?  Maybe Bozack?

On second thought, I don't remember who brought it up.  But it's come up before.  And I can't find it.

Jackhammer Jesus.  Heh.

That would be side_show

[side_show]

Yes.  Every year, I wonder if I've really found that special someone, that someone I can buy a baby jesus butt plug for.  Merry Christmas, baby.

[V-Adore]

People, my boyfriend is a Catholic. Like a real, practicin', Lent-observin' Catholic. I could never ever ever get away with the Baby Jesus Butt Plug.

Anyway, however belatedly, I have to agree with Ben. Attempting to find the bottom of the intarweb cesspool will just leave you sad. I tried it, and eventually I stopped, much to the increase of my overall life quality. Furthermore, you have a significant risk if you do do this to suffer the Curse of 4chan: actually getting into some of this shit. Ew.

[misterqueue]

Yes.  Every year, I wonder if I've really found that special someone, that someone I can buy a baby jesus butt plug for.  Merry Christmas, baby.

Is it still okay if I glue it to my dashboard?  Then again maybe the hood.. would be easier for strange people to sit on I suppose.

[miles]

=Anyway, however belatedly, I have to agree with Ben. Attempting to find the bottom of the intarweb cesspool will just leave you sad. I tried it, and eventually I stopped, much to the increase of my overall life quality. Furthermore, you have a significant risk if you do do this to suffer the Curse of 4chan: actually getting into some of this shit. Ew.

Look where it got Pete Townshend.

"I swear officer, I was only trying to find out what's out there to protect me kiddies!"