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[CortJstr]

Finally, a break from Ray's package.

Maybe we'll get more blog-based updates on the state of his wang.

[BatzRadio]

This can only end in a death.

I wonder if Showbiz was inspired by Jaime on that moustache.

Those two observations immediately made me realize the end of this Showbiz stint.

Digging that sign innovation though, hope he sells the patent for good money to pay off Rockford Fosgate before he's struck down.

[Noah]

I wonder if Showbiz was inspired by Jaime on that moustache.

some combination of Jaime the Science Friend and Mantonio

[MattFish]

things

Dude your avatar makes me giggle with glee.

I don't like Showbiz at all. Even "HELLA YELLIN' ABOUT THE SEX".

[LCB]

But who would Showbiz be marketing this to? Actual panhandlers or small-time hustlers who augment their illegal income by their phony panhandling?

Yeah mull that one over for awhile, why don't you?

[Lister]

Most creative sign I ever saw:

"Aliens stole girlfriend.  Need $15 for spaceship."

I still didn't give him money, but I considered it.  This was a big step.

[Golfhaus]

If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless that long. A REAL homeless person is too hungry to be funny.

[LCB]

Real homeless people can have funny signs, but that's only due to odd word useage, phrasing and terrible spelling caused by their terrible hunger and desparation. Like seeing some guy with a mountain-man-type beard wearing a threadbare parka and jeans that have gone shiny with grease standing at a street corner holding up a ragged piece of cardboard that reads "PLEAZE to Be HELPING".

I tend to distrust the homeless guys with "funny" signs more than I do the ones with crazed looks in their eyes who talk to imaginary people.

[andalucia]

Real homeless people can have funny signs, but that's only due to odd word useage, phrasing and terrible spelling caused by their terrible hunger and desparation. Like seeing some guy with a mountain-man-type beard wearing a threadbare parka and jeans that have gone shiny with grease standing at a street corner holding up a ragged piece of cardboard that reads "PLEAZE to Be HELPING".

Ha! ha!  Oh, it is to laugh.

[Bozack]

God. Who needs a drink.

[LCB]

It is to laugh, indeed. Much amusement can be had from the misfortunes of the down and out. I laugh mockingly at them from my hoss-drawn coach, peering at them through my gold-rimmed pince-nez and throwing money to them...only it's "money" from board games. Try to spend THAT on Night Train, you destitute suckers!  

Naw, I sympathize really. I happen to be from circumstances myself, you see. I've had it rough. One time, I actually had to eat at a Hardee's.

[misterqueue]

It is to laugh, indeed. Much amusement can be had from the misfortunes of the down and out. I laugh mockingly at them from my hoss-drawn coach, peering at them through my gold-rimmed pince-nez and throwing money to them...only it's "money" from board games. Try to spend THAT on Night Train, you destitute suckers!  

Naw, I sympathize really. I happen to be from circumstances myself, you see. I've had it rough. One time, I actually had to eat at a Hardee's.

Ray Smuckles everyone, let's hear it for him.


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