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« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2005, 11:30:58 pm »
I know that there have been several times when somebody on this very forum requested a seemingly random t-shirt.

That said, I would totally buy a More Science long-sleeved t-shirt.
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« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2005, 11:53:45 pm »
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Is anyone really creeped out by Ray's bulge? I've never understood people being disgusted by things like that. Things like Ray's bulge. I would like to say that I love Ray's bulge.


There are far worse bulges in the world.
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« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2005, 12:21:48 am »
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There are far worse bulges in the world.


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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2005, 12:22:59 am »
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There are far worse bulges in the world.


NOT CLICKING!


Good idea. <shudder>
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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2005, 12:44:20 am »
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There are far worse bulges in the world.


NOT CLICKING!


Good idea. <shudder>


Wait, I just don't get the mechanics of what's going on there.  I clicked, but I'm more confused than distrubed.  There is a c*ck there, but...  What is going on there?  I... just...?  Um are those two men or is one of them a woman?  What are they doing?  Are they... dancing?  Cock Rub Warriors?  What?  And Why is everybody watching?
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« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2005, 01:32:02 am »
I'm not exactly sure what's happening there, but the look on the one guy's face is priceless.
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« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2005, 03:15:47 am »
Damn, that is one thick, blunt-ass c*ck. The little girl is great, though. WHAAAAAAT???
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« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2005, 04:14:53 am »
I think he's about to put his pee pee in that other guys poop chute.

Whaaat

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« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2005, 04:25:04 am »
Mannn, that guy can't even wrap his hand all the way around his dick.  I don't even think they manufacture dildos that thick.  Could be wrong, never really shopped around for 'em.

So wait a minute... the woman with aviators is for sale?
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« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2005, 04:26:37 am »
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So wait a minute... the woman with aviators is for sale?

I think it's a buyers market on that product.

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« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2005, 01:45:46 pm »
I like how the uninsured motorist is depicted wearing Oakley Blades from ca. 1989.

Who knew you could still buy them directly from Oakley?  I thought they'd be strictly eBay auction items by now.
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« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2005, 01:53:17 pm »
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There are far worse bulges in the world.


NOT CLICKING!


Good idea. <shudder>


Wait, I just don't get the mechanics of what's going on there.  I clicked, but I'm more confused than distrubed.  There is a c*ck there, but...  What is going on there?  I... just...?  Um are those two men or is one of them a woman?  What are they doing?  Are they... dancing?  Cock Rub Warriors?  What?  And Why is everybody watching?


I actually think it's a fertility dance. I remembe rreading about something nearly identical via Joseph Campbell (Primitive Mythology, "Masks of God" series.). In the cited instance this ritual was performed by Australian aborigines. The c*ck was a stick held between the legs and it was used to shoot some sort of psychic bolt at the other guy's taint (which was, according to Campbell, chakhra #1.)

So perhaps this is a fertility ritual. Jury is still out on whether or noit that is a fake wang.

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« Reply #27 on: November 18, 2005, 04:07:59 pm »
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I like how the uninsured motorist is depicted wearing Oakley Blades from ca. 1989.

Who knew you could still buy them directly from Oakley?  I thought they'd be strictly eBay auction items by now.

I remember thinking those were insanely cool when I was 9. I remember they even used to sell the nose, lenses, and ear-pieces separately so that you could mix and match colors.
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« Reply #28 on: November 18, 2005, 06:13:54 pm »
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This Oakley original is signed with legacy insignias, and its trigger-shaped earstems are a rare distinction in the collection of optical art.


God. Fuck you, Oakley.
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« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2005, 07:17:15 pm »
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I like how the uninsured motorist is depicted wearing Oakley Blades from ca. 1989.

Who knew you could still buy them directly from Oakley?  I thought they'd be strictly eBay auction items by now.

I remember thinking those were insanely cool when I was 9. I remember they even used to sell the nose, lenses, and ear-pieces separately so that you could mix and match colors.


I owned a pair of those (Black frames, red-gold-green-blue reflective coating) for a period in the 90s.  I lost them when I got ditched at a music festival by someone and had left them in their back seat.

In the end it probably worked out best all around, though, 'cause in actual fact I looked like a giant dork in them but would have never admitted it to myself.

I also at one point wore Jams.  

Look, I'm not proud of everything in my past.
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