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« on: November 21, 2005, 10:45:20 pm »
OK, so since I live in this insane place, I probably should make it useful to you all.

If anyone wants some bizarro tropical tscocthkes for stocking stuffers, etc. let me know what you want and I'll both buy it and mail to you at cost.

It's the least I can do for the likes of y'all. Here are some ideas:

Tropical Santa items - ornaments, decorations, etc
Authentic Aloha Shirts, particularly Christmas Themed ones

Food items: Lilikoi (Pasionfruit) Syrup, breakfast kits including Taro pancakes, coconut syrup, etc.
Macadamia nuts/Macadamia nut oil

Touristy tscotchkes inlcuiding puka shells, shark teeth necklaces, copra items, baskets, silly things made from coconuts, key chains, t-shirts, board shorts, etc.

Hawaii themed Christmas Cards


PM Me or post in this forum - or e-mail requests to JNehal(at)Hawaii.rr.com
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2005, 11:37:11 pm »
I could potentially be interested in macadamia nuts for my grandma. Also, chocolate covered ones.
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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2005, 11:42:32 pm »
I can send you Garlic and Onion Macadamie nuts! No kidding, and they are surprisngly good.

I'll post some photos and prices for you.
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2005, 02:24:10 am »
What are taro pancakes like?  Are they purple?
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2005, 12:09:24 am »
They are purple. Also popular here is taro bread, taro muffins, deep fried taro mochi, and other stuff too.

I have PM requests from two folks so far, so others let me know. I can get some pretty fun stuff out to you so act now.
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2005, 01:30:32 am »
What about some volcanic rocks? Can you sneak me out some of those? Also will the curse be on you, me or the pilot of the mail plane?
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2005, 04:57:46 am »
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What about some volcanic rocks? Can you sneak me out some of those? Also will the curse be on you, me or the pilot of the mail plane?


I think that just applies to Tiki idols you find in caves.
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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2005, 01:58:33 pm »
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What about some volcanic rocks? Can you sneak me out some of those? Also will the curse be on you, me or the pilot of the mail plane?

I think that just applies to Tiki idols you find in caves.

I think he meant this. But Tiki Gods are bad news too. Didn't you see that Brady Bunch about them? Or hear the PotUSA songs based on that episode?
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2005, 04:43:01 pm »
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What about some volcanic rocks? Can you sneak me out some of those? Also will the curse be on you, me or the pilot of the mail plane?

I think that just applies to Tiki idols you find in caves.

I think he meant this. But Tiki Gods are bad news too. Didn't you see that Brady Bunch about them? Or hear the PotUSA songs based on that episode?

Oh, THANK YOU, Cort. That's an earworm I needed.

Bobby Brady found an idol in the rubble
Had no idea it'd cause so much trouble...
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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2005, 06:04:35 pm »
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What about some volcanic rocks? Can you sneak me out some of those? Also will the curse be on you, me or the pilot of the mail plane?

I think that just applies to Tiki idols you find in caves.

I think he meant this. But Tiki Gods are bad news too. Didn't you see that Brady Bunch about them? Or hear the PotUSA songs based on that episode?

Oh, THANK YOU, Cort. That's an earworm I needed.

Bobby Brady found an idol in the rubble
Had no idea it'd cause so much trouble...

But which specific version is lodged in your brain? Tiki God or Tiki Lounge God?
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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2005, 06:12:38 pm »
The regular ol' Tiki God.  I don't know the other one, thank God (npi).
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2005, 07:34:29 pm »
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The regular ol' Tiki God.  I don't know the other one, thank God (npi).

Same band, same song, but done in a Lounge Singer style.
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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2005, 04:49:46 pm »
TIKI GOD! Why you make me shake you make me shiver? ALRIGHT!







god it's stuck in mine now toooooo!
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« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2005, 09:20:52 pm »
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What about some volcanic rocks? Can you sneak me out some of those? Also will the curse be on you, me or the pilot of the mail plane?

I think that just applies to Tiki idols you find in caves.

I think he meant this. But Tiki Gods are bad news too. Didn't you see that Brady Bunch about them? Or hear the PotUSA songs based on that episode?


People have actually mailed black sand <Back> to Hawaii because all kinds of bad mojo befell them when they removed some.

We have some, but we have it on local authority that you are allowed to keep any that accidentally gets in your watershoes without the fell repercussions. Plus, we haven't left Hawaii with it.

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So, back on task: I am packaging up two holiday orders. I am willing to shop for more of you. Post or PM if you are wanting anything from the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
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« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2005, 12:19:28 am »
Um well I guess I'm really intrigued by the purple taro pancakes.
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