I really want to use "Carolus Linnaeus would describe it as Shitty" in a conversation. Now I just need to find a shitty thing.
I can't decide if "...would describe..." has quite the aptness of "...would classify..." in this context. I'm pretty sure you only get full points for that sentence with the "classify" variation, since, you know, Linnaeus was all about classification rather than description.
These are the things I think about when I'm at work with nothing to do.
Also, this strip is pretty entertaining to me - I recently found myself eating a best-titute on occasion, and was like, "Hey, if you quit pretending this is meat, it tastes good!" (Speaking of a certain variety of vegetable patty) - so then I figured, well, if this is good, why not, say, vegan bratwurst?
The answer is, "Because vegan bratwurst is the worst idea in the history of man, that's why." It's a thin line, but Pat is stomping on the wrong side of it, and Ray and Beef are there to tell him what's what. I look forward to Pat filing lawsuits against them both for defamation tomorrow.
I blame myself for not realizing this without subjecting myself to the horrors.