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« Reply #60 on: December 11, 2005, 07:42:46 am »
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Notorious P.O.P.E.

All makin' gang signs while blessing shit. All hittin' the sacramental champagne. All weed in his giant hat.
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« Reply #61 on: December 11, 2005, 09:11:44 pm »
Lowered popemobile with 22" spinners and hydraulics bangin', all custom grafix and metal flake...

SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
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« Reply #62 on: December 11, 2005, 10:28:15 pm »
All pumping gregorian chant out of Rockford Fosgate speakers, bass turned all the way up. All pourin' the blood of Christ onto the ground for his homies. All wearing a robe with "Stop Snitchin'" written on the front.
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« Reply #63 on: December 11, 2005, 11:17:15 pm »
Have I mentioned lately how much I love you guys?
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« Reply #64 on: December 12, 2005, 11:23:10 am »
Pat used tit-headed as a derogatory term for being stupid; that says sssooooo much.
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So it's satire, is it?  Well that changes everything!

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« Reply #65 on: December 12, 2005, 01:49:13 pm »
Tit-headed doesn't even begin to cover it.
4AM
(this is a reference to Greek Mythology)
An embroidered turtleneck.
Not to mention his personal rule for when he confronts Roger, concocted I can only imagine to 'even the score' in his head.

This is truly a culmination of all Pat has come to embody, Pat must die now for he has reached the end of his personal evolution, there is nowhere else for Pat to go.
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« Reply #66 on: December 12, 2005, 02:10:28 pm »
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I vowed then and there that if I did not move more samples than Roger, I would quite simply tear his head off in the parking lot once evening came. Hands only. No mechanical advantage or levers. Step on his foot, cup the base of the skull, and pull up. My rule.


Holy crap that is awesome.
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« Reply #67 on: December 12, 2005, 02:15:40 pm »
Who wears sweat##### in public after grade school? Dammit Pat, have some dignity.

And it isn't murder-free because vegetables and fungi were alive too you ignorant bastard.
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« Reply #68 on: December 12, 2005, 03:17:40 pm »
I was starting to wonder how Pat was going to get himself arrested for this one, but bam, once again he impresses me. This may in fact be the Pat Apotheosis, after which no Pat content will ever compare.
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« Reply #69 on: December 12, 2005, 11:01:18 pm »
Can someone pull this off as a Halloween costume next year?  No shirt, sweat##### that say "Cheat" across the crotch and "Loaf!" across the rear, dumping Nalgenes full of water over your head, jogging in place...
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« Reply #70 on: December 13, 2005, 01:55:55 pm »
So did I miss it, or did Teodor not list the baby as one of the things that wakes him up? How is this possible? Making noise and pissing people off is what babies do. It's their thing.
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« Reply #71 on: December 13, 2005, 02:18:18 pm »
*sigh*


I sure miss Pat in the strips lately; maybe you need a special setup for him to be a special asshole these days, I don't know, but I certainly could use some more Pat. C'mon, dude got a sandwich thrown at his pork-pie hat; wore a cape; shot everybody silly, etc. Pat has my undying love.

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« Reply #72 on: December 13, 2005, 02:21:55 pm »
Dude, we've seen Pat twice in the last two months at least.

I mean.. the last time we saw Lyle as far as I can tell is way back on Aug 8th.

In conclusion, more Lyle.
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« Reply #73 on: December 13, 2005, 02:34:34 pm »
Can we start a new thread for the blogs titled The Tower of Retard Babel?
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« Reply #74 on: December 13, 2005, 03:43:49 pm »
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Can we start a new thread for the blogs titled The Tower of Retard Babel?

Hell, let's rename Wild Card.
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