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« Reply #75 on: December 13, 2005, 04:49:33 pm »
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Can we start a new thread for the blogs titled The Tower of Retard Babel?

Hell, let's rename Wild Card.


Or the whole messageboard...
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« Reply #76 on: December 13, 2005, 05:11:27 pm »
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Can we start a new thread for the blogs titled The Tower of Retard Babel?

Hell, let's rename Wild Card.

Not a bad idea.  It might encourage me to post there (and, as we all know, that is in everyone's best interest).  Or, if we wanted to be dangerously clever, we could rename it The Tower of Retard Babble.

*PUN POWER!*
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« Reply #77 on: December 13, 2005, 05:18:42 pm »
<throws a yellow flag onto the field>
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« Reply #78 on: December 13, 2005, 06:33:59 pm »
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A yellow flag means that there is a hazard on the race track and that the drivers should slow down and stay behind the pace car. This flag typically is displayed when there has been an accident. However it can come out for other reasons such as, light rain, debris, an emergency vehicle needing to cross the track, a NASCAR tire check or even if an animal has wandered out onto the track.


Ooo, where's the animal?
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« Reply #79 on: December 13, 2005, 06:46:18 pm »
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A yellow flag means that there is a hazard on the race track and that the drivers should slow down and stay behind the pace car. This flag typically is displayed when there has been an accident. However it can come out for other reasons such as, light rain, debris, an emergency vehicle needing to cross the track, a NASCAR tire check or even if an animal has wandered out onto the track.


Ooo, where's the animal?


Um, I think he's throwing a Penalty Flag for Punning. That's a football reference, not a racing reference.
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« Reply #80 on: December 13, 2005, 08:47:08 pm »
Well DANG.
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« Reply #81 on: December 13, 2005, 11:17:43 pm »
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Dude, we've seen Pat twice in the last two months at least.

I mean.. the last time we saw Lyle as far as I can tell is way back on Aug 8th.

In conclusion, more Lyle.


I'd like to see Lyle expound upon his conspiracy theories.
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« Reply #82 on: December 15, 2005, 05:52:19 am »
Aww, poor Beef.  S.O.-S.A.D.'s a bitch, man.
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« Reply #83 on: December 15, 2005, 06:35:06 am »
I have one of those lights.
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« Reply #84 on: December 15, 2005, 01:26:29 pm »
Do they work? <hopeful>
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« Reply #85 on: December 15, 2005, 01:28:29 pm »
Boy, Ray sure seems really worried about the diabetes. So worried he has to put comfort food in his Starbucks.
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« Reply #86 on: December 15, 2005, 02:40:47 pm »
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Turns out T. Orezscu's quaff of choice is a doppio (two espresso shots), into which he shakes a half packet of raw sugar. No frills, just the straight stuff. Yesterday he downed it in one quick gulp before jumping on his skateboard and youthfully kicking away.

This is exactly what I drink.  Down to the half packet of raw sugar.  I don't have a skateboard, though.
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« Reply #87 on: December 16, 2005, 04:26:28 am »
Lyle is a good tipper???

?????
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« Reply #88 on: December 16, 2005, 05:44:09 am »
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Lyle is a good tipper???

?????

Extravagantly drunk people often tend to be, although more from negligence than courtesy.
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Re: Grandpa Got Run Over By A Blog- December Blogs
« Reply #89 on: December 19, 2005, 01:44:18 pm »
Rod Mann's Nut Sampler.  heh.
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