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WTF Nippon, Part 58
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2005, 02:51:23 pm »
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this commercial was HOTT.

Seriously, I was up all night worrying about this.
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« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2005, 06:48:34 pm »
When I first posted that, I looked back and was like, oh, man, nobody's gonna relate at all! I felt like some creepy hillbilly:
"Well, I don't rightly know what that is, but I sure mean to fuck it!"

Thank god I know you people.
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« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2005, 06:49:58 am »
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When I first posted that, I looked back and was like, oh, man, nobody's gonna relate at all! I felt like some creepy hillbilly:
"Well, I don't rightly know what that is, but I sure mean to fuck it!"

Thank god I know you people.


I never said I was hot for Link, I was just wondering what Link's gender was.

p.s. I am hot for Link
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« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2005, 01:48:15 pm »
You guys like Liv Tyler better in the pointy ears, admit it.

YOU LIKE LIV TYLER BETTER IN THE POINTY EARS.
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« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2005, 01:51:26 pm »
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You guys like Liv Tyler better in the pointy ears, admit it.

YOU LIKE LIV TYLER BETTER IN THE POINTY EARS.


You gotta admit she looks just like an angel.

A scrumptious pointy eared angel.
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« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2005, 03:37:37 pm »
My friend Craig's older brother was really into like elf porn. It was pretty creepy. We'd pull up the history on his browser and it would be like XXX ELVES OF MIDDLE EARTH or some creepy crap. He was REALLY into it, and this is a guy who, in all other ways, seemed like a really cool guy. So, ladies, keep it in mind- ANYONE could ask you to put on pointy ears. ANYONE.
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« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2005, 03:39:48 pm »
I had no idea that something like Elf porn actually existed.  This changes everything.
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« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2005, 04:22:21 pm »
So. Do you, uh, have any URI's or anything. Just so that I can . . . block them.
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« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2005, 04:31:38 pm »
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So. Do you, uh, have any URI's or anything. Just so that I can . . . block them.


I, uh...well I don't know how to put this, other than just to come right out with it.  I don't know what a URI is.  A little googling, and I think it may be some kind of internet identification?

A Uniform Resourse Identifier.  Thanks, wiki!

I meant something more a long the lines of I need to be even more extra careful in my internet porn searches from now on, because if I saw something like Bozack described, it could ruin porn and The Lord of the Rings for me, forever!
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« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2005, 04:42:10 pm »
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I meant something more a long the lines of I need to be even more extra careful in my internet porn searches from now on, because if I saw something like Bozack described, it could ruin porn and The Lord of the Rings for me, forever!

If by "ruin" you mean make it even more awesome, i'd have to agree.

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