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« Reply #45 on: December 16, 2005, 03:52:58 pm »
So while we're on the subject of body hair: I am a fat dude. I have a non-insignificant quantity of body hair. Now, I know that a hairy fat dude is kind of disgusting in a sasquatch kind of way, but it is my opinion that without my body hair my flesh resembles that of a dead frog or beached whale. Which is a less disgusting way to go, sasquatch or beached whale?
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« Reply #46 on: December 16, 2005, 04:29:13 pm »
C'mon.  As long as neither was going to bite you to death, which would you rather hug, fuzzy Bigfoot or a slimy whale?
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« Reply #47 on: December 16, 2005, 04:52:16 pm »
I figured this was a substantial enough discussion to merit its own thread, so people can continue asking their divers questions in the old thread.
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« Reply #48 on: December 16, 2005, 05:48:59 pm »
I have less hair on my back than doth Bozack but I still put the Nair to it when I was in college.  

My unwanted-hair dilemma includes the back of my neck, which is solved easily enough with a Braun and a willing girlfriend with a steady hand, but the back hair thing was a Problem that I had to solve on my own.  I must not have been as careful with the Nair as I should've because I got some on the top of my shoulders and it removed all the little, normal, non-offensive hairs that everyone just kind of ignores.

The resultant sensation was hell of strange - my t-shirts were actually touching bare skin without the tiny hair buffer zone to cushion them.  It was like being constantly stoned, always aware that I'M TOTALLY WEARING A SHIRT, MAN, AND IT FEELS SO HEAVY!!

So my warning would be to watch where you put that stuff.  It takes off ALL the hair it touches, not just the nasty ones, and you'll be left with patches of crazy sensation.  Otherwise it was satisfactory and lasted much longer than I expected.

I've heard that this phenomenon motivates many women to wax "down there," a factual fact that I include only out of TOUAMB obligation to Educate.
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« Reply #49 on: December 16, 2005, 06:09:39 pm »
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I remember ages ago seeing Laura Flynn Boyle on some talk show talking about how she's into getting a full body wax - meaning from head to toe - everywhere except her head hair, and well, that seemed like a little much to me.


It seems like after something like that you'd have to hang out for a few days in the burn victims unit to make sure you don't get any terrible infections.
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« Reply #50 on: December 16, 2005, 07:17:53 pm »
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So while we're on the subject of body hair: I am a fat dude. I have a non-insignificant quantity of body hair. Now, I know that a hairy fat dude is kind of disgusting in a sasquatch kind of way, but it is my opinion that without my body hair my flesh resembles that of a dead frog or beached whale. Which is a less disgusting way to go, sasquatch or beached whale?

I dunno, I am of the opinion that as long as you are not actually a werewolf, dudes basically don't need to worry about depilation. I mean, there's an expectation that a dude will have a certain amount of body hair (as opposed to women, where a lot of people seem to really believe there should be no hair at all except on the head). Based on my strictly anecdotal evidence, guys who are actually worried about their body hair generally don't need to, and guys who really are werewolves tend to be proud or at least accepting of it. ("Al, you're a Tribble." "Yeah, so?")
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« Reply #51 on: December 16, 2005, 07:35:50 pm »
I know there are some people who believe that females should have no other other than on the head, but for me this is quite a turn-off.  Even if she waxes or shaves, you know, down there, I strongly prefer that at least some be left alone.  Because, I guess, wombat's right--we are mammals.  Then again, I dated a girl who liked hairless cats.

But trimming down there (for men and women) does make oral sex less of a chore, in my opinion.  Just don't trim it all off.
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« Reply #52 on: December 17, 2005, 12:30:09 am »
man. miles, I"m wanting to agree with you. but any elaboration here sounds kind of wierd. so I'll just say--

Miles, you are totally right. A little bit of hair "down there" is a nice thing.

Of course, I suppose it's less of a hassle just to shave -all- of it off. Or at least, that's the excuse I've been given.


Personally, I have had to begin plucking my eyebrows. Because I have/had a unibrow. And it is/was quite unattractive.
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« Reply #53 on: December 17, 2005, 01:10:25 am »
Without going into crass description, I agree.

Smoothness is cool and a little heartshaped patch at the top is way cool.
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« Reply #54 on: December 17, 2005, 03:36:29 pm »
Speaking of fleshy and hairy, here's something that creeps me out.
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« Reply #55 on: December 17, 2005, 03:52:56 pm »
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Speaking of fleshy and hairy, here's something that creeps me out.


Holy fuck!  Something's wrong...
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« Reply #56 on: December 17, 2005, 04:33:25 pm »
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Speaking of fleshy and hairy, here's something that creeps me out.

Yeah, I've seen this in person, and it's a little creepy. Then again, it's also one of those things where I spent a lot of time trying to figure out if it had a "point" or not and concluded it was better if pointless (as it were).
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« Reply #57 on: December 17, 2005, 04:51:48 pm »
See, wouldn't  it be so much less disturbing if it were furry?
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« Reply #58 on: December 17, 2005, 04:54:29 pm »
Speaking of furry love, anyone seen King Kong yet?
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« Reply #59 on: December 17, 2005, 05:42:26 pm »
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Speaking of furry love, anyone seen King Kong yet?

Yes, sorry I meant to comment on this movie.  Didn't hate it, but I can't recommend it.  It goes on way too long, they overplay the relationship between the ape and the girl and they change the story in one very significant way that ruins one of the more powerful scenes from the original.

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