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[pmcd9]

The top of the screen is missing a bunch of stuff lately.  I have the TOUAMB graphic, and the Home - Help - Search - Profile - Calendar - Logout buttons.  However, the other stuff from the header ("View unread replied to your posts," "View new posts since your last visit," the box with the item about Vic Tayback or Abe Vigoda or something, etc.) ain't there.  Is it just me?

I've got all of that.  I'm starting to use the "View new posts since your last visit" feature.  Like I found your post in that way.  So it's just you.

~Paul

[Carlos del Vaca]

Reloading in any fashion doesn't help.  I am running boring ol' IE 6.0.

Interestingly, when I view the source, that stuff is there.  Must be missing a closing tag somewhere.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Oh snap!  I'm stupid. 

To the left of the Home button, there's a little arrow button.  That makes all the crap I've been talking about go away.  Click it again, it comes back.  I must have inadvertantly clicked it at some point.

[Mite]

At first I thought you'd hit that button, but for me that doesn't make everything up there disappear, just the "show unread posts", news box and stats part. Everything goes away when you click it?

[acoxcae]

Wow, they should make that button more noticeable - hooray for hidden advanced functionality!

[jough]

It doesn't make the page load any faster, as it just hides it with javascript after downloading everything, but yeah, it reduces clutter.

[misterqueue]

I popped into the who's online and where page and paused at this line:

User Handle We'd All Recognize  02:19:46 PM Unknown Action

Now I know that has a simple explanation but I like the idea of perpetrating Unknown Actions. The only thing funnier would have been to see Unspeakable Action.

It's actually (from what I've noticed) when someone is giving or taking away a tiny can.  There are a few other times I've seen it pop up.  My favorite message is when someone does something administrator-y.. it says "Nothing or nothing you can see!"

[Drygioni]

The one thing I've noticed is that there is almost always someone checking out your profile, Q. They are always a Guest.

That is wrong. People don't stalk* Q, Q stalks you!

*Alright, it's basically baby stalking but hey, it rhymes.

[misterqueue]

Ash, it's not healthy.  Take it from me.


Judy, the number of guests that look at my profile scares the living bejeezus out of me... and lately I haven't even been posting all that much either... before I thought it was that.  CONFOUNDING!

[Hobot]

All going Ahab obsessive on it and stuff.

It stole your leg, and you want revenge.

[misterqueue]

See?  GODDAMMIT THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

They are totally the tell-tale heart.

All me having tea with detectives.
All sweaty palms.
All hearing thud thud thud every time a guest views my profile.

[Drygioni]

They can smell fear, Q. They're homing in for the kill.

[CortJstr]

Yarr, bless ye Cort laddie...

So I can come out of hiding now? I've been using my Mod Powers just so you could see this message. I hope nobody ever wanted to go back and read the original Giraffe Placenta thread.

[misterqueue]

They can smell fear, Q. They're homing in for the kill.

GODDAMMIT!

I need to get me the good parts of celebrity now... like... booty.. and drugs?

Booty drugs?

hell I don't know.

[pmcd9]

I don't know if you've considered this Q, but maybe it's the same person checking your profile.  Always the same person checking your profile on a daily basis.  All they do is come to TOUAMB and check your profile.

~Paul