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Author Topic: 12-21-2005: No one cares if a bear is naked.  (Read 3751 times)

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Re: 12-21-2005: No one cares if a bear is naked.
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2005, 08:41:10 pm »
I'm just questioning how much actual help Teodor would be in an unloading situation. As an alive stuffed animal, wouldn't he be smaller and lighter than most of the book boxes? I suppose that's why Onstad set him in front of the Underground-sized boxes, since I'm sure Achewood (as a gripping documentary series) ships a lot of merch to the inhabitants of Hidden Hills.

Were I not spending the holiday with my parents, I think I would consider prancing around naked but for strategically-placed Starbucks cups. (And by "strategically-placed," I mean "on my head.")
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Re: 12-21-2005: No one cares if a bear is naked.
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2005, 08:52:15 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on December 21, 2005, 08:41:10 pm
Were I not spending the holiday with my parents, I think I would consider prancing around naked but for strategically-placed Starbucks cups. (And by "strategically-placed," I mean "on my head.")

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Re: 12-21-2005: No one cares if a bear is naked.
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2005, 09:26:30 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on December 21, 2005, 08:41:10 pm
Were I not spending the holiday with my parents, I think I would consider prancing around naked but for strategically-placed Starbucks cups. (And by "strategically-placed," I mean "on my head.")

I think that ladies make posts like these just to see which male board member is the first to request pictures. See also: side_show's adventures as a bi school girl.
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Re: 12-21-2005: No one cares if a bear is naked.
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2005, 09:34:52 pm »
Then what does it mean when I said basically the same thing earlier?

That I'm looking for the first dude or chick to ask for pictures?  No my friend, I am just revelling in all that is naked cup on the head time; and that is truly the spirit of the season!
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Re: 12-21-2005: No one cares if a bear is naked.
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2005, 09:36:05 pm »
I think the real message here is that being naked is only fun if it is by choice.  This explains why it is fun to not wear trousers at 5 in the morning and not fun to be forced into packing while naked, but super fun to wear a jockstrap made out of a Starbucks cup on one's head when one has explicitly been ordered to cover oneself with it.
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Re: 12-21-2005: No one cares if a bear is naked.
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2005, 11:53:20 pm »
Clothes made out of garbage are a lot less sanitary than going naked.
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