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Author Topic: Happy Birthday AlohaDawg!  (Read 1802 times)

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Happy Birthday AlohaDawg!
« on: December 24, 2005, 03:05:01 pm »

Way to survive up to this point!  Good on ya'!
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Re: Happy Birthday AlohaDawg!
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2005, 05:09:43 pm »

Happy Birthday, Dawg.  I hope people give you separate Christmas and Birthday gifts, and that your day isn't overshadowed by that Santa fellow.

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Re: Happy Birthday AlohaDawg!
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2005, 05:25:44 pm »

And he beats Baby Jesus to the punch yet another year.  Way to go, AD.
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Re: Happy Birthday AlohaDawg!
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2005, 05:39:56 pm »

And he beats Baby Jesus ...punch ...  Way to go, AD.

... and an image of AD in a nativity scene beating up on a plastic Baby Jesus while wombat cheers him on pops into my head for no apparent reason.
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Re: Happy Birthday AlohaDawg!
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2005, 05:51:09 pm »

Happy Birthday, you ravening conservative maniac you!
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Re: Happy Birthday AlohaDawg!
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2005, 05:59:35 pm »

... and an image of AD in a nativity scene beating up on a plastic Baby Jesus while wombat cheers him on pops into my head for no apparent reason.

There aren't usually wombats in Nativity scenes... but maybe in Australia?
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Re: Happy Birthday AlohaDawg!
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2005, 07:10:40 pm »

May the candles on your cake burn like cities in your wake, AD.
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Re: Happy Birthday AlohaDawg!
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2005, 10:40:02 pm »

Happy Birthday AD.  May you NOT be pissed on by various hoboes of offensive odors!
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Re: Happy Birthday AlohaDawg!
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2005, 06:28:12 pm »

... and an image of AD in a nativity scene beating up on a plastic Baby Jesus while wombat cheers him on pops into my head for no apparent reason.

I <know> you originally typed 'eating baby Jesus' and then edited it out, didn't you...  :-)
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