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Happy Birthday Carlos Del Vaca
« on: January 11, 2006, 06:01:41 am »

Thanks to the Calendar, I now know it's carlosdelvaca's birthday.

So happy birthday, Mr. Mayor.

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Re: Happy Birthday Carlos Del Vaca
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2006, 06:57:51 am »

May only good things get on the mayor today
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Re: Happy Birthday Carlos Del Vaca
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2006, 01:06:11 pm »

Happy birthday!  May your year be full of education.

Speaking of which, what I'd like to know for my birthday is whether I can delete something from the calendar if I screw it up, because right now I'm afraid to post anything.
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Re: Happy Birthday Carlos Del Vaca
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2006, 01:14:30 pm »

Happy Birthday and Suchlike!
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Re: Happy Birthday Carlos Del Vaca
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2006, 01:26:10 pm »

Happy Birthday, and congratulations for having the foresight to be born on the exact pre-anniversary of this thread!

Seriously - all the best for your next year.
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Re: Happy Birthday Carlos Del Vaca
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2006, 02:21:47 pm »

Happy Birthday Mr. Birthday Guy.  Happy Birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday Carlos Del Vaca
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2006, 02:48:41 pm »

Thanks people.  It's my birthday, and all I got was a comic strip about simulated gonads attached to cars.

Seriously, I got a check from my mom to put towards baseball tickets.  Which is completely awesome, because I was waffling as to whether we could really afford such a splurge.  w000000000000000t.
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Re: Happy Birthday Carlos Del Vaca
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2006, 06:14:04 pm »

... and many mooooooore.
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Re: Happy Birthday Carlos Del Vaca
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2006, 11:21:43 pm »

Happy Birthday Carlos.  I hope you get everything you desire and Baseball tickets too.

~Paul
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Re: Happy Birthday Carlos Del Vaca
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2006, 11:57:57 pm »

May the candles on your cake burn like cities in your wake, Carlos.
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Re: Happy Birthday Carlos Del Vaca
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2006, 12:18:10 am »

Happy birthday mr. Cow!
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Re: Happy Birthday Carlos Del Vaca
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2006, 12:36:10 am »

Happy Birthday!

I tried to think of something witty that wouldn't come out smarmy, and it didn't work. So we're playing it straight instead.
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Re: Happy Birthday Carlos Del Vaca
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2006, 01:46:56 am »

For me this is like going with a friend to a birthday party. I don't know you well enough for my "Happy Birthday" to really mean anything to you probably plus this is late. SO I'll say it anyway, Happy Birthday, i hope this year is much better than the last even if last year was wonderful!
« Last Edit: January 12, 2006, 06:10:33 pm by Hobo Frenzy »
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Re: Happy Birthday Carlos Del Vaca
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2006, 05:52:10 pm »

Way to keep on staying alive, Carlos!
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