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Author Topic: 11 Jan 06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other  (Read 12092 times)

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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2006, 04:09:04 pm »
yu-huang: post whoring is not permitted here unless you provide something useful or interesting in your post.

This'll be your only warning.  Don't make me have to make an example of you for everyone else.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2006, 04:13:26 pm »
Quote from: Lister on January 11, 2006, 03:20:18 pm
I kind of like the nutsacks on trucks.  They're almost as helpful as Calvin Peeing on Things or a gun rack in that they let me quickly identify people I have no reason to interact with.

Wait, wait... your wording here and the strip itself seem to imply the nut sack on hitch actually happens in real life "I kind of like..." vs "I kind of would like..." Do these... do they... actually exist?  And if so, WTF?
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2006, 04:35:34 pm »
Quote from: yu-huang on January 11, 2006, 04:31:11 pm
I didn't postwhore. I posted today's strip without further commentary, since I didn't have anything to add to the subject and didn't want to add noise. Postwhoring assumes that the cluttering post wouldn't have existed if not for the whoring drive of the original poster. This is not the case, since the post would have existed anyway, created by somebody else.

I will not get into the "make you an example" part, because that's just *too* ridiculous, and I'm too busy anyway, smirking in a condescending manner.

I think he means your double post above.

Anyways, I once saw a picture of someone who put one of those car sacks on a Gamecube. I think game console gentials are the wave of the future. Expect the Revolution to have a nutsack controller add-on or a virual 3D nutsack or somesuch.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2006, 04:40:35 pm »
Quote from: *****_roll_call on January 11, 2006, 04:35:34 pm
I think he means your double post above.

Anyways, I once saw a picture of someone who put one of those car sacks on a Gamecube. I think game console gentials are the wave of the future. Expect the Revolution to have a nutsack controller add-on or a virual 3D nutsack or somesuch.

Yes!  Will you wiggle the nutsack in order to control Mario or a little car maybe?  Gingerly pulling it to "throttle" in an air superiority game? 

Will people bitch about their nutsack response or wireless nutsack battery life?

The possibilities, my friends... ARE  ENDLESS
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2006, 05:01:20 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 11, 2006, 04:13:26 pm
Wait, wait... your wording here and the strip itself seem to imply the nut sack on hitch actually happens in real life "I kind of like..." vs "I kind of would like..." Do these... do they... actually exist?  And if so, WTF?

I, too, was at first thinking what on earth are the cat and the squirrel talking about??
Until my worst fears came true.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2006, 05:11:55 pm »
Roger: Don't they say that the gain of knowledge is seldom a painless affair? My soul, too, is tainted.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2006, 06:10:08 pm »
Side Show and Roger: I'm just guessing here, but...you don't live in the South, do you?
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2006, 06:25:58 pm »
I live in the South, and I have never seen decorative nutsacks on trucks.  All I can say after visiting the site is "At least they're not hairy."
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2006, 06:37:42 pm »
I think we should chip in and get a set of Trucknutz for Bozack, so that his car might have a bozack of its own.  It'll be hell of meta.

In fact, let's see if they offer deez nutz in bulk quantities so he can put bozacks on everything he owns.  Gamecubes, toasters, toothbrushes...his own bozack.  The possibilities are endless.

(And a set of Welcome Nutz for "the bollocks," our Latest Member.)
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2006, 06:46:29 pm »
Quote from: Emergent_C on January 11, 2006, 06:10:08 pm
Side Show and Roger: I'm just guessing here, but...you don't live in the South, do you?

Southerner than you're probably thinking – South America to be specific.
But I don't think this custom has crossed the Panama Canal. Yet.

Quote from: Hobot on January 11, 2006, 06:25:58 pm
All I can say after visiting the site is "At least they're not hairy."

Please don't give them ideas...
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2006, 07:11:38 pm »
Quote from: Roger on January 11, 2006, 06:46:29 pm
Southerner than you're probably thinking – South America to be specific.
But I don't think this custom has crossed the Panama Canal. Yet.

I reeeeeally hope it doesn't. We're probably already facing the prospect of invasion for: Po Po Po Po Popozao!...the only thing I can think of that's both stupider AND more offensive than Trucknutz. On the other hand, it sounds like something that Ray might release on his record label. (And so we come full-circle.)
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2006, 07:16:29 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on January 11, 2006, 11:22:57 am
Nice extrapolation an introspection there yu-huang, I think you really caught the spirit in your analysis... oh wait.. no you didn't because you just provided a link!

you're a dick
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2006, 07:33:41 pm »
I'm just happy that Todd has kept the pounds off.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2006, 07:45:20 pm »
They're much smaller than I originally predicted in my mind.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2006, 08:12:45 pm »
Now that I've learned to cope with the fact that I live in a world where people wish their vehicles had testicles, I'll try to go back to the actual comic.
I like the pairing of today's strip and this one. Ray's much more open to new ideas here. Of course, "Boy/Girl Dog" is a much more sensible enterprise than the BALLS!-yelling contest. Looks like the leeches worked out pretty well for Todd.
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