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Author Topic: 11 Jan 06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other  (Read 12080 times)

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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2006, 08:31:42 pm »
Quote from: Noah on January 11, 2006, 07:16:29 pm
you're a dick

Jeezus you act like I'm the first to point this gaffe out in an unpleasant manner.  I believe yu-huang and I already hashed this out so why don't you come back when you have something worthwhile to say, k thx? 
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2006, 08:39:04 pm »
Quote from: Emergent_C on January 11, 2006, 07:11:38 pm
We're probably already facing the prospect of invasion for: Po Po Po Po Popozao!...the only thing I can think of that's both stupider AND more offensive than Trucknutz.
Hold on you're saying that Brazilian Funk is about to reach the ears of America? I'm sorry for that.
Damn Panamanians! Why can't they just watch over that damn canal properly?
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other
« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2006, 08:39:44 pm »
Quote from: *****_god on January 11, 2006, 07:45:20 pm
They're much smaller than I originally predicted in my mind.

That's not what your mother said last night...
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2006, 09:18:15 pm »
So when you see a truck with testes, which is better form?

Do you cut one of them off and write "Go, Lance, go!" on the other?  Or do you go for something more confused and obscure like writing a big "W" across both of them?
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2006, 09:27:47 pm »
Quote from: Emergent_C on January 11, 2006, 07:11:38 pm
We're probably already facing the prospect of invasion for: Po Po Po Po Popozao!...the only thing I can think of that's both stupider AND more offensive than Trucknutz. On the other hand, it sounds like something that Ray might release on his record label. (And so we come full-circle.)

I can only extend my sympathies towards you. Really, it's not my fault, but I'm ten kinds of ashamed, and stuffs.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2006, 09:28:19 pm »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on January 11, 2006, 06:37:42 pm
(And a set of Welcome Nutz for "the bollocks," our Latest Member.)

Oh, never mind him.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #36 on: January 11, 2006, 09:32:53 pm »
Quote from: Roger on January 11, 2006, 08:39:04 pm
Hold on you're saying that Brazilian Funk is about to reach the ears of America? I'm sorry for that.
Damn Panamanians! Why can't they just watch over that damn canal properly?

Gee, I'm...I'm sorry to be the one who has to break this to you, but I didn't realize it hadn't been causing, you know, riots and stuff on the other side of the canal.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #37 on: January 11, 2006, 10:14:48 pm »
Quote from: Ben-San on January 11, 2006, 09:28:19 pm
Oh, never mind him.

DAMMIT DAMMIT I was waiting anxiously to make this joke and the opportunity just didn't present itself

I am forced to give a tiny can of the stuff
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2006, 12:02:12 am »
Quote from: Pedro Picasso on January 11, 2006, 09:18:15 pm
So when you see a truck with testes, which is better form?

Do you cut one of them off and write "Go, Lance, go!" on the other?  Or do you go for something more confused and obscure like writing a big "W" across both of them?

"Go, Lance, go!" just made me laugh out loud, so I think that wins.

Nothing much to say about this strip, but the thread hell of wins. Y'all deserve huuuugs.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2006, 12:21:38 am »
Man, I don't like the nut-sack attached to my BODY. Why would I want MORE nutsacks?
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2006, 12:50:14 am »
Quote from: Emergent_C on January 11, 2006, 09:32:53 pm
Gee, I'm...I'm sorry to be the one who has to break this to you.

I can't believe that on the same day I learned about truck nuts AND Federline's song. I hate days like this.
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Re: 11 Jan 06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each oth
« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2006, 02:05:11 am »
Quote from: Bozack on January 12, 2006, 12:21:38 am
Man, I don't like the nut-sack attached to my BODY. Why would I want MORE nutsacks?

I'm desperately trying to remember how the whole Bozack thing started. Because you used to be 128w45n or something, right?

Todd needs to hook his cars up with this one.
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Re: 11 Jan 06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each oth
« Reply #42 on: January 12, 2006, 02:10:35 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on January 12, 2006, 02:05:11 am
I'm desperately trying to remember how the whole Bozack thing started. Because you used to be 128w45n or something, right?

Todd needs to hook his cars up with this one.

This may help explain.

He came on ding-dong day... he CAME ON DING-DONG DAY!

Woah.. did I just cortjstr cortjstr?  I feel... guilty.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #43 on: January 12, 2006, 03:35:11 am »
Quote from: Bozack on January 12, 2006, 12:21:38 am
Man, I don't like the nut-sack attached to my BODY. Why would I want MORE nutsacks?

How many layers of self-loathing are happening when Bozack hates his own bozack?
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Re: 11 Jan 06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each oth
« Reply #44 on: January 12, 2006, 03:39:30 am »
Every post in this thread is making me like this strip even more.

~Paul
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