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Author Topic: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone  (Read 6560 times)

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12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« on: January 12, 2006, 05:21:28 am »
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2006, 05:26:19 am »
The alt text is both funny and a good slogan for the phone nuts.

iPod nuts would also be a big seller. The iNutz could plug into the port on the bottom. So many consumer items, so many things to put nuts on. 2006 is the Year of the Sack, my friends.
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2006, 05:28:19 am »
Okay, this is funny. This storyline isn't gonna be funny in about two strips, but this is good!
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2006, 06:10:38 am »
Hey, dickhead, way to ruin the punchline in the subject!

And what's with the n00bs rushing to make first post and then not commenting?  Maybe I should change the permissions so that you need 100 posts before you can start a new thread...
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2006, 06:26:24 am »
I have my doubts that there's not already a phone nut supplier somewhere on the internet. It just doesn't seem possible after all the other things I've seen.
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2006, 06:40:05 am »
it is funny, the value you all in high places attach to starting threads, post count, etc.

we are not so desperate

we are not so different, you and us :-*

btw these comics about turning objects into cocks are making me laugh a lot
















first post!
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2006, 07:18:26 am »
This strip and the responses just makes me wish I was dead.

Either that, or live on as Pat.

Which is like, "Would you like to be burned by acid, or be burned by worse acid?"

Cell phones are pretty much evil incarnate anyway. 
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2006, 07:39:42 am »
Also, Ray is selling just balls and not cocks because most cell phones already have dicks attached to them.
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2006, 10:53:47 am »
*zing*
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2006, 11:17:44 am »
Amusement, that has to be the funniest picture of tiny testes I've seen since.. I dunno fuck*ng grade school.  Also Ray's "not any more" is hanging in ominous italics without a directional pointer; magnanimous!


Also I back Jough up on these retarded "OMG A COMIC HERE MUST LINK" thread starts, but maybe it's just my pet peeve.

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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2006, 01:37:08 pm »
Quote from: jough on January 12, 2006, 07:39:42 am
Also, Ray is selling just balls and not cocks because most cell phones already have dicks attached to them.

You, sir, got a can of doctor pepper for that.
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2006, 02:03:40 pm »
Wouldn't that put the balls right where you talk? I'd think that would make people uncomfortable, all having dangly parts right by their mouths in public. Isn't this why phones have a little loop in which to insert charms?

HA HA! Dangly parts.
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2006, 03:36:24 pm »
No, the correct thread title is "Can you hear these nuts now?"
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2006, 03:47:04 pm »
Watching Todd shake with frustration as he tries so hard to buy nuts for his phone made this one for me.

At least I assume his shaking is due to frustration, and not, you know, the smack.
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2006, 03:48:06 pm »
Listening to nuts.  For me this is the new unofficial name of TOUAMB.
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