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Author Topic: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone  (Read 6538 times)

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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2006, 12:07:46 am »
Quote from: jough on January 12, 2006, 06:10:38 am
Hey, dickhead, way to ruin the punchline in the subject!

And what's with the n00bs rushing to make first post and then not commenting?  Maybe I should change the permissions so that you need 100 posts before you can start a new thread...

That would be awesome because i'm waiting for the day when there is so little interest in the strip we don't bother.

Make it 1000.



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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #31 on: January 13, 2006, 12:09:06 am »
I hope that's not personal experience that Miles is speaking from.

And, I'd be more impressed if youall were providing links for buying the pouch made out of the kangaroo scrotum.
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #32 on: January 13, 2006, 12:30:00 am »
Quote from: wombat on January 13, 2006, 12:09:06 am
I hope that's not personal experience that Miles is speaking from.

And, I'd be more impressed if youall were providing links for buying the pouch made out of the kangaroo scrotum.

All you had to do is ask.

And by personal experience, do you mean that I'm too embarrassed to admit that I was the kangaroo scrotum sucking kid?  Come on, give me more credit than that.
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2006, 12:39:04 am »
Um, wow. What will people think of next...  Actually I guess those are pretty throughly processed and there'd be no danger to sucking on them.

Looking back over the recent posts again, I note that I hope even more that it's not personal experience that MrQ is speaking from. 
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #34 on: January 13, 2006, 12:43:21 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on January 12, 2006, 11:25:21 pm
No offense to anyone who has one of these, but if you don't have it for ironic purposes you are probably not now, or ever, getting any.  They are as classy as "Bikini Inspector" t-shirts and as attracting of quality ladies as um.. pressing your cock against a bus window. 

God bless Japan.
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #35 on: January 13, 2006, 12:51:15 am »
Ray and Todd are making me think that Ron Popiel infomercials are real.

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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2006, 02:14:37 am »
Wait - Roy and Todd should note that the kangaroo scrotum shop can personalize theirs with your corporate logo.

(And don't miss the cane toad department under 'unique gifts' there.)
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Re: 12 Jan 06: Try to buy fake nuts for your cell phone
« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2006, 04:44:27 am »
Man, how I'm gonna fit a corporate logo on a Solo, by ChatShack with Karl Lagerfeld?
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