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The greatest...
« on: January 14, 2006, 04:48:18 am »
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Re: The greatest...
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2006, 04:50:32 am »
LOL

Oh man that was good

hee heeeee
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Re: The greatest...
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2006, 05:02:35 am »
Oh fuck I just pissed my #####.  Love it.
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Re: The greatest...
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2006, 06:57:41 am »
It's a blonde joke meets the Chinese Fire Drill.

Mad props.
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Re: The greatest...
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2006, 07:31:17 am »
My hat is off the the inventor of this lovely joke.

~Paul
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Re: The greatest...
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2006, 04:04:15 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 14, 2006, 07:31:17 am
My hat is off the the inventor of this lovely joke.

How is your mother?
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Re: The greatest...
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2006, 07:46:55 pm »
THE ARISTOCRATS!
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Re: The greatest...
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2006, 03:23:25 am »
Very much my favorite blonde joke, too.
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Re: The greatest...
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2006, 04:02:59 pm »
Oh they went there.

And Bozack shalt have a can for his troubles.
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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2006, 04:16:05 pm »
Umm... am I... am I not getting something?

I get a link to a link to a link, then a link to nothing.  I kinda doubt that this is the joke...
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Re: The greatest...
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2006, 04:46:01 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 19, 2006, 04:16:05 pm
Umm... am I... am I not getting something?


I'll tell you tomorrow.
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Re: The greatest...
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2006, 04:49:39 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 19, 2006, 04:16:05 pm
I kinda doubt that this is the joke...

You are clearly new to this whole internet malarky.
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Re: The greatest...
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2006, 05:39:18 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 19, 2006, 04:16:05 pm
Umm... am I... am I not getting something?

I get a link to a link to a link, then a link to nothing.  I kinda doubt that this is the joke...

Check your roots. They must be a little light.
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Re: The greatest...
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2006, 05:44:15 pm »
Are you or were you ever blond side-show? Maybe you have blond in your blood? A past relative or something?

wow am I really ripping on side-show?
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« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2006, 06:02:04 pm »
I'm thinking that side_show is probably not a natural blond.
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