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Author Topic: 18 January 2006 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak  (Read 11942 times)

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18 January 2006 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« on: January 18, 2006, 09:31:15 am »

Ray sure knows how to roll out the red carpet of love when his moms is up in his piece.

Seriously, we already knew the man was a good host, but it is good to see him be good to his mother.

Also, someone fire up the Achewiki and get ready to make a FIRST APPEARANCE page for Rays' mom.
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Re: 18 January 2005 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2006, 11:21:42 am »

You know, sometimes Raymond Q. Smuckles pretends to be all rico suave when he's really a secret doof, but today he's one smoooove B.

I mean seriously, "I tell you what.  Why don't I double check to make sure I ain't grilling any rib-eye and you stand here and test to see if this is a mimosa."  Is so good, is sooo smooth.  Plus, you can always trust a guy who treats his mom well.

Good job Raymond Q. Smuckles, you get a Q-award today for being an awesome imaginary talking cat.

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Re: 18 January 2005 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2006, 11:42:56 am »

If all you chatsack haters had known that storyline was gonna lead to this you would have held your tongues.  Put this one in the best of '06 file.

Also, very good first post Jough.  Way to lead by example.  Oh wait, you got the year wrong, fuck*ng noob.

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Re: 18 January 2005 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2006, 01:00:14 pm »

If all you chatsack haters had known that storyline was gonna lead to this you would have held your tongues.  Put this one in the best of '06 file.

Yeah, dicks.

This is quite the payoff.  I hope this ain't another liebot shenanigan.

And yes, he does know how to treat his mother.  And even when she nags him, he doesn't skip a beat.
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Re: 18 January 2005 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2006, 01:20:11 pm »

Yeah, dicks.

This is quite the payoff.  I hope this ain't another liebot shenanigan.

And yes, he does know how to treat his mother.  And even when she nags him, he doesn't skip a beat.

Even if this is a Lie Bot conspiracy; at least the automaton has done his homework.  Ray is clearly suckered by his good mom impression if that's the case anyway.
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Re: 18 January 2005 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2006, 01:32:42 pm »

Did we really need the chatsack story to get to this strip? That aborted fetus could've been happily festering up on the blogs somewhere.
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Re: 18 January 2005 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2006, 01:39:20 pm »

I like how Mrs. Smuckles looks like Roast Beef with a dress, glasses and a wig.  Also, it is nice to see how polite and gracious they both are to each other.  It's a nice contrast to Beef and Gramma K.  Or Beef and Molly.  Or Philippe and Ultra Peanut.

Hm.  Are there any female characters (in Achewood) other than Mrs. Smuckles who are nice?
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Re: 18 January 2005 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2006, 02:06:42 pm »

Well Philippe's mom used to send him tapes and Speaker Sneakers. That seemed nice.

It took me a minute to notice that Ray had a sweater on. It seems so . . . weird.
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Re: 18 January 2005 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2006, 02:18:10 pm »

Miles, I saw your avatar and for a minute thought you were Bobby Isosceles.
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Re: 18 January 2005 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2006, 02:31:09 pm »

Dude, Ray's got glasses and plates.  That's fancy.
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Re: 18 January 2005 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2006, 02:46:27 pm »

Well Philippe's mom used to send him tapes and Speaker Sneakers. That seemed nice.

You're right; I had forgotten about her, it's been so long.
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Re: 18 January 2006 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2006, 03:05:42 pm »

That cat sure can react fast from one strip to another. I was expecting him to still be whirling his leg and pulling his tie, surrounded by Intensity Specks by the time his mother arrived. But no, he even remembered to put on the v-neck that she probably gave him and he never wore.

Ray's Mom. The momentousness of this moment cannot be stressed hard enough. The whole sack treatment was totally worth it.

But he'll still have to unveil ChatSack to her somehow. Maybe if he invited Karl Lagerfeld over she'd probably be down with it.

I just hope Ray hasn't taken all the necessary precautions to keep Todd from crashing the party.
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Re: 18 January 2006 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2006, 03:43:09 pm »

Todd's going to show up, and it's all going to go downhill fast. There's no other way this storyline can end, aside from "this is actually Roast Beef in drag and/or a Lie Bot prank" or "Ray's mom is surprisingly cool with the ChatSack operation."

Do you get the feeling that Onstad spent a lot of time on Ray's mom? She has that "visual that Onstad spent a damn large amount of time on and wants to make sure we know it" look. Those do tend to be in the best strips, really.
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Re: 18 January 2005 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2006, 05:25:28 pm »


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You've been seeing other boards?

Did we already know that Ray's middle name was Quentin?
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Re: 18 January 2006 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2006, 05:27:23 pm »

Todd's going to show up, and it's all going to go downhill fast. There's no other way this storyline can end, aside from "this is actually Roast Beef in drag and/or a Lie Bot prank" or "Ray's mom is surprisingly cool with the ChatSack operation."

I vote "Ray's mom is surprisingly cool with the ChatSack operation."  She will set up an agreement with Todd and Ray whereby they regularly send large shipments of Chatsacks to her address and she resells them to her senior citizen lady friends.

The senior citizen demographic will be instrumental to Ray's business plan
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