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Happy Birthday Wombat...
« on: January 19, 2006, 05:36:08 am »
Or should I say Mrs. Robinson...
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Re: Happy Birthday Wombat...
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2006, 05:58:26 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on January 19, 2006, 05:36:08 am
Or should I say Mrs. Robinson...

Is she trying to Seduce you Augie?  You know she's a big Simon and Garfunkel fan don't you August?

Happy Birthday Dear Wombat, may your tiny cans of Dr Pepper runneth over on the occasion of your birth.

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Re: Happy Birthday Wombat...
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2006, 06:06:01 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 19, 2006, 05:58:26 am
Is she trying to Seduce you Augie?

Wishful thinking, I suppose.

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Re: Happy Birthday Wombat...
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2006, 06:09:30 am »
Yes, happy birthday.  May you live long enough so as to have as many candles on your cake as you have tiny cans of Dr Pepper.
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Re: Happy Birthday Wombat...
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2006, 06:14:44 am »
Happy Birthday Wommie.  May your Tiny Cans of Dr Pepper be set up to spell Happy Birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday Wombat...
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2006, 06:28:44 am »
Happy birthday, wombat! May your day be filled with small mammals.
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Re: Happy Birthday Wombat...
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2006, 10:17:14 am »
Happy Birthday Wombat!

I predict that somewhere a cloud will smile upon you and 10,000 monkeys will...

shit, I can't say sick fuckitude things about you.  You're too damn nice.  Happy birthday anyway!
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Re: Happy Birthday Wombat...
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2006, 12:13:23 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on January 19, 2006, 05:36:08 am
Or should I say Mrs. Robinson...

Hey! Although I am the, er, um, most senior female member of this board, I must point out that as a relic of my teaching days, I have a strict hands-off policy regarding the 20 year olds.

However of course August doesn't fall into that category... or maybe that's the wishful thinking?

Thank you for all being up in the middle of the night wishing me a happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Wombat...
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2006, 01:06:20 pm »
Wait a minute, I think I'm disappointed that I don't inspire any sick fuckery.
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Re: Happy Birthday Wombat...
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2006, 01:31:50 pm »
If it makes you feel better you can go back and re-read my post about your tiny cans.  That might help.  I. am. just. trying. to. be. useful. on. your. birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday Wombat...
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2006, 01:41:00 pm »
Happy birthday!  Make sure to take time today to hang out with small fuzzy creatures, and anything else you might enjoy.  For now, I think you shall enjoy...another tiny can of Dr Pepper.

It's the best I can do over the intarwebs.  Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Wombat...
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2006, 02:12:32 pm »
Etheopian food all around!
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Re: Happy Birthday Wombat...
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2006, 03:59:42 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on January 19, 2006, 10:17:14 am

I predict that somewhere 10,000 monkeys will...

shit

I'd say that it's highly likely.
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Re: Happy Birthday Wombat...
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2006, 04:12:53 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 19, 2006, 01:06:20 pm
Wait a minute, I think I'm disappointed that I don't inspire any sick fuckery.

Happy Birthday, you giraffe taco crotched hussy.

I kid!  See, you're the lady of this board, wombat.


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Re: Happy Birthday Wombat...
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2006, 05:38:35 pm »
Happy birthday Wombat!  January birthdays still rule!
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