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Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« Reply #105 on: January 25, 2006, 05:32:39 am »
Quote from: starlight on January 25, 2006, 05:30:04 am
Well... she does like when I pimp her site... her picture is on there somewhere, so I present a small challenge- yogamix*

* and yeah, for the record, that is me modeling one of the shirts she sells on the front page.. heh..

Are you "Breathe" or "Om"?
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Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« Reply #106 on: January 25, 2006, 05:51:14 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on January 25, 2006, 05:32:39 am
Are you "Breathe" or "Om"?

'Breathe'

..and I must add mom isn't on the front page at all.  those are people from her classes (the rest of them).
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Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« Reply #107 on: January 25, 2006, 05:55:43 am »
Quote from: starlight on January 25, 2006, 05:51:14 am
'Breathe'

..and I must add mom isn't on the front page at all.  those are people from her classes (the rest of them).

Golly, but you're awfully cute.
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Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« Reply #108 on: January 25, 2006, 06:32:53 am »
I am not only going to found a house for Scared People, I am going to enroll myself.  As the most scared of all.
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Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« Reply #109 on: January 25, 2006, 01:05:36 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on January 25, 2006, 04:08:01 am
Some people just can't take a hint. and I try hard to tell her no in a way that doesn't come off the wrong way. But I probably fail sometimes.

So, in conclusion: yes, it is very upsetting.

Confidential to The Inevitable:  None of my business I'm sure but, um, your problem with your girlfriend?  It's not about her being bisexual. Or about you being the jerk.
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Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« Reply #110 on: January 25, 2006, 01:24:54 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 25, 2006, 01:05:36 pm
Confidential to The Inevitable:  None of my business I'm sure but, um, your problem with your girlfriend?  It's not about her being bisexual. Or about you being the jerk.

As an aside, I know the phrase "confidential to.." is standard for advice columns; but "confidential to the inevitable" is frikkin awesome!

Seriously, I may have to start using it whenever I do something daring and/or against the grain.  "Confidential to the inevitable, I am going to jump my car over that gorge and survive!"  or  "Confidential to the inevitable, I am going to eat a tub of Edy's and not put on a pound!"

I am sorry about breaking into your advice Wombat.  As you were.
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Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« Reply #111 on: January 25, 2006, 01:27:36 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 25, 2006, 01:05:36 pm
Confidential to The Inevitable:  None of my business I'm sure but, um, your problem with your girlfriend?  It's not about her being bisexual. Or about you being the jerk.

Yeah.  Unless she gives terrific head, dump her ass.
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Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« Reply #112 on: January 25, 2006, 02:16:29 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 25, 2006, 01:05:36 pm
Confidential to The Inevitable:  None of my business I'm sure but, um, your problem with your girlfriend?  It's not about her being bisexual. Or about you being the jerk.

Wombat, I don't think the inevitable is being the jerk here.  I mean, as far as I can tell T_E is a high school student, so please keep that in mind before summarily determining that the lad is a jerk and not just, you know, a high school student.

Wombat, put yourself in homeboy's place for a second: your husband cheats on you... with another man, no less (although would that be any better or worse than if it were with a woman?), and then instead of being penitent about it brags about it when your friends are around.

Would you not be upset by this?  Would anyone call you a jerk for being upset about this?

I just don't get you people sometimes.

Inev', you're not a jerk.  Your girlfriend does not love you.  This is unfortunate, but she will likely not be the last girl you ever date or love and not too many years from now you'll look back at her realising that she was a stupid kid and did not treat you well.

Having said that, however, she is bisexual and has urges and such that you cannot meet.  Other people have gone out with bisexual women before and such relationships can work fine as long as you respect each others' feelings and are aware of the boundaries of the relationship and each understand what the other's idea of cheating is.  If you're jealous of her kissing another girl, and she's aware of that, and then does it anyway, she is cheating on you.  And knows it.

You shouldn't have to put up with that. 
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Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« Reply #113 on: January 25, 2006, 02:19:30 pm »
I think she's saying it's ALSO not about him being a jerk, but something else.  Something he's missing.
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Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« Reply #114 on: January 25, 2006, 02:37:29 pm »
yeah ok, um, that was mostly me being weird and bringing in unrelated things.
there was a whole thing like 2 months ago where we broke up, and then got back together, and now everything is much much better.

we just got into some weird spiral of death, where I'd overreact to little things, so she'd...
ok , anyway, this is not a relationship column. In conclusion, thanks for the advice, but everything is better now. I just started to give my view on the dating-bisexual-person problem, and went into a tangent.
sorry.

anyway... that pat sure is a jerk...
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Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« Reply #115 on: January 25, 2006, 03:45:11 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on January 25, 2006, 02:19:30 pm
I think she's saying it's ALSO not about him being a jerk, but something else.  Something he's missing.

Yes thank you.  I am so sad that Jough doesn't listen closely to what I write even though he thinks I am better on the Internet than in real life.
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Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« Reply #116 on: January 25, 2006, 03:45:38 pm »
boy, he sure is.
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Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« Reply #117 on: January 25, 2006, 04:18:16 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 25, 2006, 01:05:36 pm
Confidential to The Inevitable:  None of my business I'm sure but, um, your problem with your girlfriend?  It's not about her being bisexual. Or about you being the jerk.

Ah, yes, I parsed that last sentence as "It's about YOU being the JERK."

And yes, I capitalise things as I read.

And saying that someone is better on the internet than they are in real life is not much of a compliment, no matter how you interpret it.
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Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« Reply #118 on: January 25, 2006, 05:00:18 pm »
Quote from: jough on January 25, 2006, 04:18:16 pm
And saying that someone is better on the internet than they are in real life is not much of a compliment, no matter how you interpret it.


I didn't think it was. *sniff*
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Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« Reply #119 on: January 25, 2006, 05:22:23 pm »
To keep the advice bit rolling: yeah, I don't think this is quite a DTMFA* situation, but I definitely don't think you're the jerkish one here, T_E. It's reasonable to at least ask your SO not to get swoony about other people while you're around. Honestly, it's just courtesy and kindness.

* I am not Dan Savage's biggest fan, but this is a good acronym.
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