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Re: Noo
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2006, 07:17:24 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on January 24, 2006, 06:13:01 pm
That's what I said.  I can't help it that I have a melodious voice.  It is my curse!

Still is that an excuse to sing shanties?
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Re: Noo
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2006, 08:04:46 pm »
You don't need a melodious voice to sing shanties, pendejo.
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Re: Noo
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2006, 08:08:25 pm »
Need no.


However, with melodious voices, not singing them is a crime.

Verily, I say, Verily.
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Re: Noo
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2006, 10:30:36 pm »
I just want to italicize the word shanties again.  Just, you know, to be with the hip people.

Queue, your voice must be AWESOME.
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Re: Noo
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2006, 10:32:52 pm »
Actually I'm kind of being a dick, but I have an okay voice.  Someday I will post links to singing.  However, because I'm slightly shy, I'll just give you me reading something I wrote that was remixed.
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Re: Noo
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2006, 05:20:46 am »
I always that the worse your voice was, the better. At least when it comes to shanties.

It also helps if you're drunk.

And wearing an eyepatch.
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« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2006, 11:04:11 am »
Well I didn't explicitly say I WASN'T wearing an eyepatch.
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« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2006, 03:15:53 pm »
Q, I am now picturing you as a broken man on the Halifax pier, THE LAST OF BARRETT'S PRIVATEERS.

'cause, you know, shanties and all. And an eyepatch.

Er, carry on.
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Re: Noo
« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2006, 06:25:35 pm »
I wish I was in Sherbrook now.

Also, I heard Cape Cod girls don't use no combs.  That may be just a rumor.

(Incidentally, I do actually have an eyepatch at my desk here at work which I don sometimes.  I may be taking all this a bit too far.)
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Re: Noo
« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2006, 07:37:51 pm »
I hear there once was a man from Nantucket.
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Re: Noo
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2006, 08:40:43 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 06, 2006, 07:37:51 pm
I hear there once was a man from Nantucket.

oh, really? ...

do tell.

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« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2006, 09:24:43 pm »
Hooray! I love story time!
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Re: Noo
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2006, 01:12:25 am »
Who had a...D'OH!
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