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Re: None of my Beeswax?
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2006, 02:25:25 am »
You're right, tighty whities count, at least partially. I stand corrected. I still think boxers need a diminutive name. Trousies? Britchies?

Oh, and I think "undies" is about as bad as "panties." Who's with me? And what is with -ie and women's fashion?

(Yay!! I'm glad I got a can because I just got one deducted, for no reason, but maybe it was because I tried to type A Word Which Is Disallowed.)
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Re: None of my Beeswax?
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2006, 02:38:49 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on January 30, 2006, 02:20:26 am
Note: In searching for a possible existing boxers "cutesy" term, do not look here as I did.  LEARN FROM ME EVERYONE!

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Once you have them on, it will be "hard" to take them off.

Eww.

This is as nearly as disturbing as the whole adult baby thing.  Well, no, not even really close.  But it's still kinda gross.
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Re: None of my Beeswax?
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2006, 02:42:11 am »
Quote from: miles on January 30, 2006, 02:38:49 am
Eww.

This is as nearly as disturbing as the whole adult baby thing.  Well, no, not even really close.  But it's still kinda gross.

Hey at least I googled mine.  Yours came straight from your bookmarks.
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Re: None of my Beeswax?
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2006, 03:52:27 am »
man.
I, personally, am a fan of calling my underwears "B.V.D's"
This isn't cute, but it is really rediculous
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Re: None of my Beeswax?
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2006, 08:45:36 pm »
I like the word "panties", it is cute. But for some reason unknown to me I can only use panties around peers and friends. Not in front of my parents. I have no idea why but "women's/lady's/female underwear always comes out instead. What the hell is that all about? Does my subconscious think panties is taboo?
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Re: None of my Beeswax?
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2006, 09:58:54 pm »
Out of curiousity, how much time do you spend discussing panties with your parents?  It just seems weird that it would happen enough that you'd notice this behavior.

I mean, seriously.
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Re: None of my Beeswax?
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2006, 01:51:35 am »
Tragically back on topic:

I got that Beeswax "litmag" thing.  I admit that I am just a simple temporary-poopremoving-employee girl, who likes comic strips and does not understand the point of a novel in which no one meets with a violent and untimely end.  That being said, my impression is that aside from Cartilage Head I am not sure how I can tell this publication apart from my high school literary magazine.
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Re: None of my Beeswax?
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2006, 03:18:29 am »
Hey now, I worked on my high school literary magazine. It was fun. We got to reject lots of stuff, and take a field trip to Columbia Univeristy every year where they'd show slides of our magazine as examples. Plus we could leave after 6th period.
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Re: None of my Beeswax?
« Reply #38 on: January 31, 2006, 03:23:02 am »
Yeah, so did I.  But unlike these people I knew to stop when I graduated.
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Re: None of my Beeswax?
« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2006, 04:01:01 am »
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