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Author Topic: 31 Jan 2006 - Whose ass am I kicking?  (Read 21348 times)

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Bobby Isosceles

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Re: 31 Jan 2006 - Whose ass am I kicking?
« Reply #120 on: February 04, 2006, 09:01:13 pm »
Quote from: arkabee on February 04, 2006, 07:17:01 pm
does this mean that you think your Father Kicks Ass,
or
that you Want Your Father's Ass Kicked?


The former
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Re: 31 Jan 2006 - Whose ass am I kicking?
« Reply #121 on: February 05, 2006, 07:08:35 pm »
The question that begs asking here is, does your mom have a beard?

Or are you only some sort of half-breed?
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Re: 31 Jan 2006 - Whose ass am I kicking?
« Reply #122 on: February 06, 2006, 01:26:00 am »
My lady-friend's dad is totally a dwarf. He's German, short, bearded, stout and loves both beer and Wagner. Any day now, he's going to bust out his war-axe and my ass will be grass.
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Re: 31 Jan 2006 - Whose ass am I kicking?
« Reply #123 on: February 06, 2006, 01:47:35 am »
Always carry around some gold to distract him. When he busts out the war-axe you can toss the gold in the other direction and run like hell.
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Re: 31 Jan 2006 - Whose ass am I kicking?
« Reply #124 on: February 06, 2006, 01:06:10 pm »
Quote from: Bozack on February 06, 2006, 01:26:00 am
My lady-friend's dad is totally a dwarf. He's German, short, bearded, stout and loves both beer and Wagner. Any day now, he's going to bust out his war-axe and my ass will be grass.

Does your lady-friend know that you're actually just after the Nibelung Hoard?
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