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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2006, 11:32:40 pm »
If I remember correctly, I have never seen a Paul avatar, or at least, by the time I knew him enough to start remembering things like that. 

So, I guess 2-3 years is recently, in the cosmic sense.  Or maybe I have a terrible memory.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2006, 11:35:37 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 19, 2006, 10:36:17 pm
Wombat and Mr Online are now tied in the tiny can department.  This is getting interesting.

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Does this make us married in some weird back alley TOUAMB law?  THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW!
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2006, 11:42:00 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on February 19, 2006, 11:35:37 pm
Does this make us married in some weird back alley TOUAMB law?  THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW!

Exactly. It's like when you were a kid on the swings and two people were in sync with each other then they were married.

So will you move in with wombat or will she move in with you?
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2006, 11:48:30 pm »
Look, all I know is that I am not giving up my massive collection of human heads in jars.  Which house/apartment they reside in is really a secondary priority at this point.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #34 on: February 20, 2006, 12:05:21 am »
Just keep the jars off the floor so the dog doesn't get into them.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #35 on: February 20, 2006, 12:08:34 am »
Woah.. am I crazy or did you just propose to me?
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #36 on: February 20, 2006, 12:16:19 am »
It sounds to me like they aren't giving us a choice.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #37 on: February 20, 2006, 12:19:12 am »
Okay.. fine then, but I want to go on record stating this:



THIS IS THE WORST LOVE STORY EVER!  I WANT MY MONEY BACK MR. BARNES AND MR. NOBLES!!
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #38 on: February 20, 2006, 12:21:16 am »
HAHA!  By giving your fiancee another can, I have effectively called off your engagement!  Victory is mine!

You should really look into a temperature-controlled locker for those head jars, though.  If they start to fester, the resale value goes WAY down.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #39 on: February 20, 2006, 12:22:09 am »
Quote from: acoxcae on February 20, 2006, 12:21:16 am
HAHA!  By giving your fiancee another can, I have effectively called off your engagement!  Victory is mine!

You should really look into a temperature-controlled locker for those head jars, though.  If they start to fester, the resale value goes WAY down.

Why are you trying to get between us Mr. Cox?  Is there something you want to tell us?
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #40 on: February 20, 2006, 12:37:33 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on February 20, 2006, 12:19:12 am

THIS IS THE WORST LOVE STORY EVER!  I WANT MY MONEY BACK MR. BARNES AND MR. NOBLES!!

Oh, now I'm insulted.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #41 on: February 20, 2006, 04:41:57 am »
Is this what I've been missing, by being away? Jesus.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #42 on: February 20, 2006, 04:47:56 am »
Q scares Nabu away again and immediately drops down to -35 cans forcing him to cry himself to sleep everynight knowing that his sick fucktitude has backfired at last.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #43 on: February 20, 2006, 04:56:08 am »
Quote from: acoxcae on February 19, 2006, 11:32:40 pm
If I remember correctly, I have never seen a Paul avatar, or at least, by the time I knew him enough to start remembering things like that. 

So, I guess 2-3 years is recently, in the cosmic sense.  Or maybe I have a terrible memory.

I think it was as recent as right before the switch to the new board, right?  So yeah, terrible memory.  Or maybe you're like Bobby and just have a hard time keep board members straight in your mind.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #44 on: February 20, 2006, 06:32:40 am »
Ah, now I remember!  The appearance of Paul's old avatar has caused all the memories to come rushing back.  Good times.

Also, to wombat and Q - I only broke up your engagement to show how unstable a tiny-can-based institution of marriage is.  Maybe you two could get engaged again when the marriage institution is more stable - y'know, based on love, or full-sized cans of Dr Pepper, or some other stalwart basis.
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