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Re: How about those Steelers?
« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2006, 09:44:10 pm »
In real life, they let the pizza guy with the bomb around his neck explode. TV can't compete with that.

Did his buddy bring him to the hospital in his car? Because the ambulance would never have transported him with a bomb in him. They would have created a perimeter around the guy and made the bomb squad deal with him first. Darwin at work.
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Re: How about those Steelers?
« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2006, 09:47:52 pm »
That's really hilarious and weird. If the show were 24 instead of Grey's Anatomy, Jack Bauer would have stuffed that guy into a locker, taken him up in a helicopter, and dumped him over the Pacific Ocean.
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Re: How about those Steelers?
« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2006, 10:08:37 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on February 06, 2006, 09:44:10 pm
In real life, they let the pizza guy with the bomb around his neck explode. TV can't comete with that.

Did his buddy bring him to the hospital in his car? Because the ambulance would never have transported him with a bomb in him. They would have created a perimeter around the guy and made the bomb squad deal with him first. Darwin at work.

No, the ambulance brought him in. But they were unaware there was a bomb in his chest until the second (literally) before the surgeon was going to cut into him! The guys wife was so hysterical that it took them forever to get the story out of her and they didn't know what caused the wound until almost too late. Then the shenanigans went down and the whole world was cleared in case of Hiroshima 2 and then they left us hanging in suspense of whether we would all die from it.
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Re: How about those Steelers?
« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2006, 10:16:01 pm »
Back to football... I've read in two places now that on the 4th quarter play where the Seahawks completed a pass to the 1 yard line, but it was called back on a questionable holding penalty, that two Steelers were offsides on the play.  If they'd still called holding, it would have been offsetting penalties, still 1st-and-10 at the 19. 

I completely missed this at the time.  Would love to see it with my own eyes.  But oddly enough, NFL.com's video highlights don't show the play.  Anyone else catch this?
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Re: How about those Steelers?
« Reply #34 on: February 06, 2006, 10:47:44 pm »
Dang it Carlos! Didn't you hear when they said that descriptions of the game without express written consent of the NFL is prohibited? Now you're going to jail. Way to go.
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Re: How about those Steelers?
« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2006, 01:09:18 am »
Quote from: wombat on February 06, 2006, 08:16:06 pm
You all should have been watching the Puppy Bowl instead!

YES!  Thanks for mentioning it on IRC.  I watched it after the game and it almost completely cheered me up.  I tried to get my sister to watch it, but there was just no consoling her.  If I could turn back time, if I could find a way...I would kill Bill Leavy.  Or, I would have just wached the Puppy Bowl instead.
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Re: How about those Steelers?
« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2006, 02:27:40 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on February 06, 2006, 10:47:44 pm
Dang it Carlos! Didn't you hear when they said that descriptions of the game without express written consent of the NFL is prohibited? Now you're going to jail. Way to go.

The NFL can write their consent... on my wang.

Wait, wrong webcomic.  Sorry.
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Re: How about those Steelers?
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2006, 02:08:49 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on February 06, 2006, 10:16:01 pm
Back to football... I've read in two places now that on the 4th quarter play where the Seahawks completed a pass to the 1 yard line, but it was called back on a questionable holding penalty, that two Steelers were offsides on the play.  If they'd still called holding, it would have been offsetting penalties, still 1st-and-10 at the 19. 

Anyone else catch this?

I missed that as well, though I did not miss how extremely ticky-tack those holding calls were. Just generally these were the worst officiated playoffs in recent memory. I sort of miss the time when the camera work from the TV networks was so bad that we couldn't see the details of a given play from like 40 different angles. At least back then we didn't realize how many huge, huge calls were being blown.
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Re: How about those Steelers?
« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2006, 03:27:40 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 06, 2006, 08:16:06 pm
You all should have been watching the Puppy Bowl instead!

Hells yes the puppy bowl! Did you vote for MVP? I voted for Agatha, that was a cute little bitch. Did you notice Barry (the white poodle) he was acting a fool! All tearing into the other dogs, trying to make up for the fact that his breed will always be girly. But then Agatha took his ass down a few on several occasions. Really put him in this place. That's why she got my vote. 

Very cute dogs really, any one that missed it should watch it next year for sure. Plus there is a bowl cam, instant replays and a referee with an ear piercing that looks like an intern.
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Re: How about those Steelers?
« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2006, 04:55:26 pm »
Quote from: Hobo Frenzy on February 07, 2006, 03:27:40 pm
a referee with an ear piercing that looks like an intern.

Oh yeah, all sitting on the sidelines hoping a puppy will poop so he gets to be on TV.

Vote Louie! They won't admit it but he's obviously a pitbull mix. Just enough pit in him to kick ass.  Go Louie!
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Re: How about those Steelers?
« Reply #40 on: February 07, 2006, 07:37:36 pm »
C'mon, folks. Sheeba. You can't deny the power of the freakin' Shiba Inu! That is a dog that manages to be both adorable and worrisome at the same time. It takes serious effort to trigger both the "I should hug this" and "I should flee from this" circuits at once.
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Re: How about those Steelers?
« Reply #41 on: February 07, 2006, 09:10:53 pm »
You are right, and normally my vote would be for a Shiba, but I hate to encourage those Shibas that are the wrong color.  Only the red ones are any good.   Still, a strong second choice.
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Re: How about those Steelers?
« Reply #42 on: February 07, 2006, 11:09:25 pm »
Danny 1 41036 31% 
 
Sheeba 2 28974 22% 
 
Belle 3 16418 12% 
 
Louie 4 11967 9% 
 
Barry 5 7505 6% 
 
Domino 6 4851 4% 
 
Agatha 7 4261 3% 
 
Bessie 8 2975 2% 
 
Mickey 9 2897 2% 
 
Cha Cha 10 2834 2% 
 
Badger 11 2705 2% 
 
Tab 12 2645 2% 
 
Zena 13 2492 2% 
 
Disco 14 2448 2% 
 
Who the hell is voting for that white bastard of a dog, Barry? I hate the world right now!! Agatha for the win!
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Re: How about those Steelers?
« Reply #43 on: February 08, 2006, 01:39:39 am »
Ok I like this thread now.  There were like almost 2 post about the game, and the rest has been about the lame ass show that followed and mostly about the Puppy Bowl.  Most TOUAMBites would rather watch a dog show than the super bowl.  Boo Yah.

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Re: How about those Steelers?
« Reply #44 on: February 08, 2006, 02:17:18 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 08, 2006, 01:39:39 am
Ok I like this thread now.  There were like almost 2 post about the game, and the rest has been about the lame ass show that followed and mostly about the Puppy Bowl.  Most TOUAMBites would rather watch a dog show than the super bowl.  Boo Yah.

~Paul

It's because big sweaty guys that no one knows are not nearly as entertaining as a preciously cute little puppy doggy.

Also, that show was not lame ass...it was AMAZING! Good day now. I said GOOD DAY!
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