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Awards Thread: Mods Choice: Best N00b Award
« on: February 13, 2006, 01:42:24 am »

Who was the best N00b in 2005?
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Re: Awards Thread: Mods Choice: Best N00b Award
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2006, 01:44:38 am »

To present this award is  Jough.  Jough...

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Re: Awards Thread: Mods Choice: Best N00b Award
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2006, 01:53:23 am »

Thanks Paul.

This award is a "Mod's Choice" award, meaning that it wasn't voted on by the "academy," but rather was decided in the super-secret mods-only forum, then made covenant by a secret handshake, blood oath, mass Mod orgy, virginal sacrifice, and written on lamb skin and stuffed into a mayonnaise jar, hidden under Funk & Wagnall's porch until noon today.

With that in mind, I would like to present the first TOUAMBIE for Best N00B (Mod's Choice), to:

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MisterQueue

Q, as we like to call him in IRC, has been a forceful presence in TOUAMB since he joined the forum a scant six months ago.  He has distinguished himself by bringing a goodly amount of sick fuckitude to the board, and has the current record for wasting more of his life reading and refreshing the board than anyone else, present company included.

More than that, Q has shown that he's truly "one of us" which granted, does not speak well of him, but it does earn him many tiny cans of Dr Pepper, and a special place in TOUAMBIE history as the Best N00B (Mod's Choice) of 2005!

Congratulations, Q.


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Re: Awards Thread: Mods Choice: Best N00b Award
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2006, 01:58:39 am »

Wow..

I don't really know what to say.

Sometimes I am a crap dude, but usually I try to be okay.  To be accepted by the general board is one thing but when mods, which is to say, old school mo'fuckas got your back then you know you're truly one of the few; the proud; the whatevers.


So thank you.  It's nice to know that when I blather on, sometimes people like to read the letters I've hit with my fingers.  I cherish you all.  Oh.. I guess this wasn't enough sick fuckitude; but whatever, it is a special night.
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