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Re: Trent Reznor: WTF?!?
« Reply #45 on: February 18, 2006, 01:26:11 am »
Look honey, I got a cheese pizza. Surprise!
 - A cheesy surprise.
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Re: Trent Reznor: WTF?!?
« Reply #46 on: February 18, 2006, 01:42:47 am »
From Trent Reznor to sexy fondue...TOUAMB never fails to please and amuse me...

Also, I maybe slightly turned off or do I mean turned on? at the thought of a guys "dinkus" (loves that term) dipped in chocolate....mmmm....chocolate.

Q, you kill me...with laughter!
Quote from: misterqueue on February 17, 2006, 05:39:31 pm
I thought you meant like at a party.  Like you plunge it in the fountain all staring at the hostess surlylike.  "Yeah, how's that for fuck*ng cream FILLED?!"

Now that's a swirl pattern we can all be happy about.
Laughed SO hard! Also, I pictured your adorable little 12 year old self (Yes, I know you're not 12, but unless I see a pic proving otherwise or of a larger size/quality, I will continue to say what I please. :)doing this and I almost started crying from the laughter! Surly indeed!

It's a good thing there is NO ONE here at work tonight. I'm just laughing and singing songs to myself.
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Re: Trent Reznor: WTF?!?
« Reply #47 on: February 18, 2006, 08:33:24 am »
Quote from: lprkn on February 18, 2006, 01:26:11 am
Look honey, I got a cheese pizza. Surprise!
 - A cheesy surprise.

There wouldn't happen to be a hole cut in the bottom of that pizza box, would there?
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Re: Trent Reznor: WTF?!?
« Reply #48 on: February 18, 2006, 12:40:09 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on February 18, 2006, 08:33:24 am
There wouldn't happen to be a hole cut in the bottom of that pizza box, would there?


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Re: Trent Reznor: WTF?!?
« Reply #49 on: February 18, 2006, 07:43:06 pm »
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Re: Trent Reznor: WTF?!?
« Reply #50 on: February 18, 2006, 07:52:01 pm »
Quote from: jough on February 18, 2006, 07:43:06 pm
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Comedy porn, it's a billion dollar idea.

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Re: Trent Reznor: WTF?!?
« Reply #51 on: February 18, 2006, 07:53:45 pm »
Oh, dude, it's all comedy porn now.  Where have you been?
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Re: Trent Reznor: WTF?!?
« Reply #52 on: February 18, 2006, 07:56:42 pm »
Quote from: jough on February 18, 2006, 07:53:45 pm
Oh, dude, it's all comedy porn now.  Where have you been?

I have another idea for porn.

~Paul
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Re: Trent Reznor: WTF?!?
« Reply #53 on: February 18, 2006, 08:00:18 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 18, 2006, 07:56:42 pm
I have another idea for porn.

Yeah, I'll bet you do, Panama Red.

Just don't be looking at me when you say that, pendejo.  I'll fuck*ng cut you, chula.
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Re: Trent Reznor: WTF?!?
« Reply #54 on: February 18, 2006, 08:01:49 pm »
Quote from: jough on February 18, 2006, 07:43:06 pm
[NSFW]

That would make a good t-shirt.

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Re: Trent Reznor: WTF?!?
« Reply #55 on: February 18, 2006, 08:49:10 pm »
NOT CLICKING.  Oh, please not clicking.  MUST. NOT. CLICK.
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Re: Trent Reznor: WTF?!?
« Reply #56 on: February 18, 2006, 08:59:28 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 18, 2006, 08:49:10 pm
NOT CLICKING.  Oh, please not clicking.  MUST. NOT. CLICK.

It's totally harmless.  Heh heh...

Try this instead SFW.

~Paul
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Re: Trent Reznor: WTF?!?
« Reply #57 on: February 18, 2006, 09:27:56 pm »
Yeah, don't click on it wombat, jough's link I mean, Paul's is fine, just like the man himself, but jough's link is, well, I'm sort of embarrassed for the people involved.

That is the least sexy and most awkward looking use of a prop in porno that I've seen.  Just a disembodied cock sticking out of the middle of a greasy pizza.  Remember when you ordered a pizza and you opened it up and they got the toppings wrong?  And you're all pissed.  You're all, "WTF?  I ordered pepperoni and mushroom, not pepperoni and furious cock!  I get ding-dongs in my Chinese food, and now furious cock on my pizza!  Mother Fucker!"
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Re: Trent Reznor: WTF?!?
« Reply #58 on: February 18, 2006, 09:29:53 pm »
Wait, you're telling me that it's not every woman's fantasy to fuck the pizza delivery boy?
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Re: Trent Reznor: WTF?!?
« Reply #59 on: February 18, 2006, 09:45:53 pm »
Nah, I'm sticking with the mailman.
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