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[lprkn]

Okay, so since the first official mention of the GOF(Jan. 25), 55 people have joined TOUAMB. This means that approximately 12% of the members on this board have joined in about a month's time.

Might make a graph later.

Education

[AlohaDawg]

Don't get too excited. There's still a strong cadre of people who've were here within 24 hours of the board going live. N00bs come and go.

[lprkn]

Oh, I realize that. Many of the new jois have yet to post anyway. But, still... 12%.

I realize that I am part of that 12%

[misterqueue]

NO ONE SURVIVED n00b attack on fuck mountain!


Man LepreKHAAAN... you are just on fire today. FIRE

[side_show]

Oh, yeah, all you n00bs out there, here is your chance to distinguish yourself.  Us old foggies of the board are having some serious trouble telling you all apart, so why not use this thread to tell us something about yourself that makes you outstanding?  What might make you outstanding?  Having an extra appendage or one of an unusual size, being from anywhere but the U.S., stalking a dog on the internet, being scarred for life by a squirrel attach, etc.

Also, all you lurkers out there, who are you?  Come out, come out whereever you are.  Join now and win serious hazing, and possibly tiny cans of soda.  (Dr. Tuffy, I'm looking at you!)

[sOOp]

I'm a guy that likes to read a comic strip on the internet and finally decided to talk about it with people I don't know from time to time. I could tell entertaining stories about myself but I'm okay with just being that guy for now.

[FutureDeadPerson]

Well apparently I have what some would call a Burger dick and mild retardation.


Check the "GOF Newbie Gender" thread for exciting details!



Edit: added link, saved some lives

[wombat]

You could link to that thread, Mr Future Dead Person.

Jeez, what does it take to get some decent noobs around here these days?

[FutureDeadPerson]

You could link to that thread, Mr Future Dead Person.

Jeez, what does it take to get some decent noobs around here these days?

Well, I did link it at first.  But I wasn't sure if I should link to the first page, the second page or some random post that would probably confuse everyone.  I guess it was a hasty decision and maybe a poor one.  But I didn't confuse anyone.  hooray?

[misterqueue]

Jeez, what does it take to get some decent noobs around here these days?

Free whiskey and nudity?


Wait.. come back!  You haven't heard my ideas!

[lprkn]

You could link to that thread, Mr Future Dead Person.

Jeez, what does it take to get some decent noobs around here these days?

According to you, some kind of pseudo-satanic pledge system.

At least that's what I got out of it.

[wombat]

According to you, some kind of pseudo-satanic pledge system.

At least that's what I got out of it.

Yes! Yes!  That's it exactly!

[CortJstr]

Free whiskey and nudity?


Wait.. come back!  You haven't heard my ideas!

This could work depending on who exactly is naked. Although we could compensate with more whiskey.

[misterqueue]

This could work depending on who exactly is naked. Although we could compensate with more whiskey.

I'm going to need a ratio on the Whiskey:Attractive Nudity ratio here Cort.   I may, and I'm only guessing here, but I may even need a chart.


And examples, for the whole class.

[Drygioni]

Distinguishing feature:
Judging from the calendar, I am the youngest person here by at least two years. Help. Other young'uns please let me know about you, so we can discuss things like girls and how mean the older board members are.