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Author Topic: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain  (Read 17755 times)

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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #45 on: March 02, 2006, 04:52:58 am »
whenever I need external validation, I get miles to pay me to give him a handjob.


that was an act of love! you'll never know anything so beautiful!
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #46 on: March 02, 2006, 04:56:40 am »
What, theinevitable, Mr. Gary welshing on ya?

Anyway, if I didn't want to receive external validation from strangers or suspend my disbelief about fake cartoon cats, I wouldn't be on the Internet. What's AD doing here if he's so reality-based, anyway?
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #47 on: March 02, 2006, 12:26:41 pm »
I am totally against stopping newbs starting topics. Think about it, we'd never get  a Sugah rain or Kai or anything like that. Where's the love?
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #48 on: March 02, 2006, 07:19:11 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on March 02, 2006, 04:56:40 am

Anyway, if I didn't want to receive external validation from strangers or suspend my disbelief about fake cartoon cats, I wouldn't be on the Internet. What's AD doing here if he's so reality-based, anyway?

So what, for the second time in a few months, you figure my opinion means I don't deserve to be here? At least I try to keep my criticisms in the abstract or the general.


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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #49 on: March 02, 2006, 08:30:35 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on March 02, 2006, 07:19:11 pm
I don't deserve to be here?


That's not it at all. It's that it breaks our hearts to hear that you don't need us.
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #50 on: March 02, 2006, 09:20:13 pm »
Quote from: wombat on March 02, 2006, 08:30:35 pm
That's not it at all. It's that it breaks our hearts to hear that you don't need us.

Inasmuch as some of you are real (and can be mailed to, etc.) I like you - but as for a need, few things really qualify in my life. I need food and shelter, an income, the love and support of my wife, the adoration of my children. Those last I need because I've become dependent on them for my emotional well-being,

This conversation is about the cans. If anyone here would actually suffer some form of psychological trauma due to anything involving the imaginary cans of soda, I suggest powering down your computer and going out with your friends. Get a hug or something more. It's for your own good.
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #51 on: March 02, 2006, 10:49:13 pm »
ommg btu teh c4ns!!1  htey r mah l1vlih0od!!!!!!!!!!~~~!  gimm3 mah can5!!!

::cough::  sorry about that.
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #52 on: March 03, 2006, 12:57:40 am »
Quote from: wombat on March 02, 2006, 08:30:35 pm
That's not it at all. It's that it breaks our hearts to hear that you don't need us.

Don't pay him any mind Wombie, he's just feeling self important because he's got a new baby on the way.  Congrats btw.  Good job on that go forth and multiply thing.

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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #53 on: March 03, 2006, 01:41:51 am »
One of my ex-girlfriends was obsessed with Dr. Pepper. I never drank the stuff. I prefer root beer.
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #54 on: March 03, 2006, 01:52:55 am »
Quote from: sOOp on March 03, 2006, 01:41:51 am
One of my ex-girlfriends was obsessed with Dr. Pepper. I never drank the stuff. I prefer root beer.

Philistine...

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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #55 on: March 03, 2006, 01:56:11 am »
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #56 on: March 03, 2006, 05:04:53 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 03, 2006, 12:57:40 am
Don't pay him any mind Wombie, he's just feeling self important because he's got a new baby on the way.  Congrats btw.  Good job on that go forth and multiply thing.

Yeah, that's what we need - more people.

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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #57 on: March 03, 2006, 06:48:34 pm »
More nice, sweet, good, happy people.

the world needs balance. I figure it'll take three to counteract Jough.

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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #58 on: March 04, 2006, 04:58:59 am »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on March 02, 2006, 07:19:11 pm
So what, for the second time in a few months, you figure my opinion means I don't deserve to be here? At least I try to keep my criticisms in the abstract or the general.

Alternately, I could be overstating the case a bit. Y'know, because... I do that sometimes.

That said, I don't understand why you protest so much about board stuff on the basis that it's a message board about cartoon cats and thus it doesn't matter that much. I mean, either it matters (in which case arguing about it is legitimate) or it doesn't (in which case live and let live). Also, to be honest, I sort of resent the implication that I'm a pathetic wretch with nothing in my life but the Internet, but whatever. No use caring about it.
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #59 on: March 04, 2006, 05:42:47 am »
Well, V, if the shoe fits...

Also, AlohaDawg, it takes at least 19 men (and a boy) to balance me out.
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