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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #75 on: March 16, 2006, 04:37:26 am »
Things are going remarkably poorly.
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #76 on: March 16, 2006, 03:06:34 pm »
Well, I thought this was a thread about noobs, but aparently it has evolved into some horrible petri dish of despair.  DESPAIR! 

You people!

YOU PEOPLE!

Gah!

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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #77 on: March 16, 2006, 03:09:43 pm »
Quote from: goldenchurchhill on March 15, 2006, 08:26:19 pm
i am a person that enjoys a momentary diversion on the road to the grave.  I can roll a better joint than anybody on this board.  I am from Oklahoma (boo).  I like to say boo when something is bad.  I may be going to jail soon.

Hi goldenchurchill,

So, would you be going to vacation-like-tax evasion jail, or scary-stab-you-with-a-shiv-type jail?
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #78 on: March 21, 2006, 04:48:36 am »
Quote from: goldenchurchhill on March 15, 2006, 08:26:19 pm
i am a person that enjoys a momentary diversion on the road to the grave.  I can roll a better joint than anybody on this board.  I am from Oklahoma (boo).  I like to say boo when something is bad.  I may be going to jail soon.
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Hi goldenchurchill,

So, would you be going to vacation-like-tax evasion jail, or scary-stab-you-with-a-shiv-type jail?

Well, I guess there's no maybe about it.
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #79 on: March 23, 2006, 10:00:49 pm »
Well I suppose I should introduce myself then.  I'm Flip.  Hi!

I found about Achewood maybe two years ago and I've lurked around the boards before, decided to join because of the current arc, stop me if you've heard this one.

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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #80 on: March 23, 2006, 10:07:47 pm »
Quote from: FlipConstantine on March 23, 2006, 10:00:49 pm
stop me if you've heard this one.



Stop.


But you have HST mixed with Duck Hunt.  So you can stay.  Welcome!
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #81 on: March 23, 2006, 10:15:48 pm »
AWESOME.
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #82 on: March 23, 2006, 10:19:22 pm »
Quote from: FlipConstantine on March 23, 2006, 10:15:48 pm
AWESOME.

You had best be, indeed, packing steel.
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #83 on: March 23, 2006, 10:26:58 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 23, 2006, 10:19:22 pm
You had best be, indeed, packing steel.

Only on Sundays.
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #84 on: March 23, 2006, 10:33:22 pm »
Quote from: FlipConstantine on March 23, 2006, 10:26:58 pm
Only on Sundays.

I kinda hope "Packing Steel" isn't a euphamism for something other than having a piece, but then.. I'm kinda hoping it is... just for the humor value.
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #85 on: March 23, 2006, 10:37:48 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 23, 2006, 10:33:22 pm
I kinda hope "Packing Steel" isn't a euphamism for something other than having a piece, but then.. I'm kinda hoping it is... just for the humor value.

You won't know unless you give me a reason to "pull it out".   ;D
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #86 on: March 23, 2006, 10:38:31 pm »
Draw!
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #87 on: March 23, 2006, 10:38:56 pm »
Good thing it's not Sunday.
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #88 on: March 23, 2006, 10:43:03 pm »
Hi Flip,

You know, if only HST had learned from your avatar to shoot himself with a duck hunt gun - then we wouldn't have lost such a great talent.  Sigh.

Do you know how many times I've shot myself in the head with my duck hunt gun?  Like 100 or more.  That's how I gained my super power of being able to string words together with such fluidity.  Try it kids - it's true*

(*side_show is a known liar, and indeed anything she implies is "true" is likely the exact opposite.  Please do not shoot yourself in the head with your duck hunt gun.  Side_show, TOUAMB, and all it's subsidiary rights are not responsible for readers who do shoot themselves in the head with their duck hung guns, or for any related future decreases or increases in awesomeness.)
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Re: n00b Attack on Fuck Mountain
« Reply #89 on: March 23, 2006, 10:48:12 pm »
Quote from: side_show on March 23, 2006, 10:43:03 pm
hung guns,

I think that's what Queue's afraid of.
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