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Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« on: March 15, 2006, 04:55:57 pm »
You know the drill, chicks line up on one side for make outs and the dudes line up on the other side for high fives.

Have a great one, it's your day.

~Paul
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2006, 04:58:45 pm »
*blush*  Thank you Sir Paul.

Today is a day for basically eating nachos at every meal.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2006, 05:09:03 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 15, 2006, 04:58:45 pm
*blush*  Thank you Sir Paul.

Today is a day for basically eating nachos at every meal.

Oh man, how poignant, that's my new expression.  Everytime I see someone that looks like they were raised in a trailer park i'll comment "i'll bet they eat nachos at every meal."  I've done it three times in since i've been in Utah and each time my friend just says "be nice."  Oh wait, last time she said "i'll bet you say that about me."  Of course to that I had to respond "well you did tell me that White Chicks was your favorite movie so if the shoe fits..."  Ha ha, oh man...

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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2006, 05:17:09 pm »
The hell you have a happy birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2006, 05:18:31 pm »
Happy Birthday, Q!  Your sick fuckitude has enriched the lives of us all.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2006, 05:26:49 pm »
Not that I really know you or anything, but Happy Birthday! I hope you got all the toys you wanted.

28?! Man, you could be my dad, if having babies at 13 is okay where you are from. (I'm pretty sure that's legal in Japan)
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2006, 05:53:19 pm »
I'm betting you get carded, even on your birthday. Try not to hog all the hookers and blow.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2006, 06:10:37 pm »
Felicitations!
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2006, 06:14:35 pm »
Mr. Q, you are so far away from Mr. T, yet equally enjoyable.

All the best you sick fuck - may your cum dry in a crust that never washes out.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2006, 07:11:09 pm »
Now, now, Paul, don't make assumptions.  What if the dudes want to be in the line for the make outs?
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2006, 07:19:42 pm »
Quote from: wombat on March 15, 2006, 07:11:09 pm
Now, now, Paul, don't make assumptions.  What if the dudes want to be in the line for the make outs?

Only on your birthday Wombat.

~Paul
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2006, 07:49:51 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on March 15, 2006, 05:17:09 pm
The hell you have a happy birthday.

Thank you Messire DelVaca, the hell I will!
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2006, 07:50:26 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on March 15, 2006, 05:18:31 pm
Happy Birthday, Q!  Your sick fuckitude has enriched the lives of us all.

Ask not who my Sick Fuckitude rings for my dearest Hobot, it rings for thee!
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2006, 07:52:18 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on March 15, 2006, 05:26:49 pm
Not that I really know you or anything, but Happy Birthday! I hope you got all the toys you wanted.

28?! Man, you could be my dad, if having babies at 13 is okay where you are from. (I'm pretty sure that's legal in Japan)

Just 2 years ago I used this same line to make someone else feel old.  Have I gone from youthful vigor to old that quickly?  Shit.


Ah well.. thank you Strangely Monikered British man, I hope you fuck*ng choke on it for calling me old.  (Teasing ;) )
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2006, 07:53:37 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 15, 2006, 05:53:19 pm
I'm betting you get carded, even on your birthday. Try not to hog all the hookers and blow.

I just got back from lunch with friends.  (Day off. .lots of random people to see.)  I did indeed get carded.  Damn my babyface.. actually it works both ways really.

What I try to do is use the hookers and blow at the same time.  I won't go into details but asscracks hold a nice fat line is all I'm saying.
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