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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2006, 07:54:15 pm »
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2006, 07:55:14 pm »
Quote from: side_show on March 15, 2006, 06:14:35 pm
Mr. Q, you are so far away from Mr. T, yet equally enjoyable.

All the best you sick fuck - may your cum dry in a crust that never washes out.

Are you saying you want my gym socks standing on their own?  I suspect it would make the puppetry easier.


Anyway thank you, and I'm glad I am enjoyable to you even though I don't necessarily, openly pity fools.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2006, 07:55:58 pm »
Quote from: wombat on March 15, 2006, 07:11:09 pm
Now, now, Paul, don't make assumptions.  What if the dudes want to be in the line for the make outs?


*glares*  Don't be jealous, it's not becoming.

Instead I'm imagining you wrote something very nice about how you were building a statue in my honor... and then blowing it the hell up.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2006, 08:40:29 pm »
WAY TO SPEND YOUR BIRTHDAY CONSTANTLY REFRESHING THE BOARD, PITIABLE FUCK

I hope you wash those nachos down with a big ol' goblet of dignity.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2006, 08:40:50 pm »
Oh, also, Happy Birthday. 
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2006, 09:15:30 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 15, 2006, 07:55:58 pm

Instead I'm imagining you wrote something very nice about how you were building a statue in my honor... and then blowing it the hell up.

OK, here you go.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2006, 09:38:15 pm »
Belatedly, because gosh if the ol' "RL" isn't eating me lately:

Happy birthday, Q. May you not be stabbed to death in the Senate today.

you sick fuck
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2006, 09:46:55 pm »
Happy Birthday Seņor Que.

Here's hoping you have some long lasting diversions on the road to the grave today.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2006, 09:48:48 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on March 15, 2006, 09:38:15 pm
Belatedly, because gosh if the ol' "RL" isn't eating me lately:

Who is RL?

~Paul
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2006, 09:57:46 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 15, 2006, 09:48:48 pm
Who is RL?

~Paul

Real Life. He's a fickle master.

(And by "he," I think I mean "my Japanese professor." Seriously, who the fuck has a quiz and an essay due two days before the midterm? WTF?)

... er, anyway, happy birthday to Q. Again.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2006, 11:03:57 pm »
Mr. Q even your responses to birthday wishes fill me with joy, enjoy this merriest of days sir.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2006, 11:43:35 pm »
Quote from: jough on March 15, 2006, 08:40:29 pm
WAY TO SPEND YOUR BIRTHDAY CONSTANTLY REFRESHING THE BOARD, PITIABLE FUCK

I hope you wash those nachos down with a big ol' goblet of dignity.

That was my BIRTHDAY asshole!

(Actually I've been out most of the day, but I think if people wish me a happy birthday they each deserve their own special reply.  Even you.)
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2006, 11:45:18 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on March 15, 2006, 09:38:15 pm
Belatedly, because gosh if the ol' "RL" isn't eating me lately:

Happy birthday, Q. May you not be stabbed to death in the Senate today.

you sick fuck

Hoboticus threatened to take me down in order to reap the Senate; until I reminded her that Milesceles was next in line.  Which is really a shame because "Et Tu Hoboticus?" sounds pretty swank.

er.. I mean.. thank you.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2006, 11:46:48 pm »
It's TDA's birthday today also, just noticed.  Sorry to overlook you TDA, but i'm sure you know you'll always stand in Mr. Q's shadow.  It'll be your curse.  Your curse and your shame.  Happy Birthday TDA...

How I came to know it's Mr. Q's birthday.  I sometimes check out the 'Users Online' stats.  Whenever I do, there is almost always someone checking out Mr. Q's profile.  So I went there myself to see what all the fuss was about.  That's when I saw the birthday cake.

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Re: Happy Birthday Mister Queue
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2006, 11:47:41 pm »
Quote from: Roger on March 15, 2006, 09:46:55 pm
Happy Birthday Seņor Que.

Here's hoping you have some long lasting diversions on the road to the grave today.

Today I was diverted by two roads.  I took the one paved with nubile young lasses covered in honey and that made all the difference.  (Plus it made me lose like 20 pounds, which is not a lot when you don't eat anything but nubile lasses for 4 days)

I have no idea what I'm talking about anymore.  Thank you for this.
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