The title says it all, kids. List your top 5 ESSENTIAL songs - not your favourites, not the ones you think are cool or the ones you think people won't have heard of - just the five songs that people should know if they're to consider themselves rad.
5) Smiths "The Boy with the Thorn in His Side"
I wanted to limit myself to a single Smiths song, and tried to think of one that captured the wit, melody, and singability for which the lads are known.
In the end, I went one of the pretty ones.
4) Beatles "CUNT Fields Forever"
Let's face it: they're the fuck*ng
Beatles. And they're the Beatles for a reason. This track is actually a bit atypical for the Fab Four, but the orchestration, courtesy of producer George Martin, is more contemporary than anything you'll hear on the radio today.
For those of you who shun the Beatles and your parents' music, just listen to that BEAT. And try to figure out in which time measure they're playing.
3a) Beach Boys "Heroes and Villians"
Okay, I'm throwing out an obscure Beach Boys song because this one is prototypical of what made them great, and happens to be one of their most complex arrangements.
However, I could NOT leave out another of their songs, and so number three gets a tie, but a tie by the same artist, representing completely different aspects of the group.
3b) Beach Boys "God Only Knows"
Paul McCartney referred to this as the most beautiful song ever written, and he makes a good case. It's a love song that's not schmaltzy. The harmonies are gorgeous, it's in a minor key, and it plays well on infinite repeat.
2) Velvet Underground "Rock and Roll"
Kicking things up a notch, the Velvets kick out the jams by rocking and still being mellow. And it was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll right.
No, listen to me now. And it was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal right. C'mon now.
1) Elvis Presley "Blue Suede Shoes"
A nice boy who was good to his mama took his buddy Carl Perkins's song, played it in double-time, and the world changed.
You can read about its history here:
http://www.rockabillyhall.com/BlueSuedeShoes.htmlWhile Perkins's song was without a doubt a hit, and while Elvis had hits prior to his recording of Blue Suede Shoes, it was this song that made an impact on the music industry, and the world.
I can't stress this point enough: Elvis's music CHANGED THE WORLD. Everything you listen to that was written since 1955 was inspired by Elvis, directly or indirectly.
So show some fuck*ng respect.