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Roomba Nation
« on: March 16, 2006, 05:16:06 pm »
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2006, 05:32:56 pm »
That's just fantastic. A very expensive way to play Frogger with though. Damn, I want one so badly. Attach a knife to the top and you've got your own personal machine of ankle stabbage and death.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2006, 09:51:13 pm »
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Goddamn, who doesn't love a *****ic vacuum cleaner cockfight?

Damn straight, man. Daaamn straight.

Man, now I'm picturing The Great Indoor Roombafight. "THREE DAYS -- 900 SQUARE FEET -- AS MANY ROOMBAS AS WE CAN MANAGE"
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2006, 04:38:23 am »
The best part is that the Roombas would clean up the dead ones as they sweep along. Sucking up dead Roomba parts like the cannibalistic warriors they are!

Another idea would be to have a racial fight. Roomba versus Scooba
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2006, 12:50:32 pm »
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"Get pictures of it now because it's not going to look like this" for long, said Kyle Machulis, an expert in "teledildonics"--sex toys that are controlled remotely via the Internet.

THAT IS AWESOME.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2006, 02:08:29 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on March 21, 2006, 12:50:32 pm
THAT IS AWESOME.

Shit dude, there's a whole blog in Wired that's all about the teledildonics.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2006, 02:58:53 pm »
Not to kill the mood, but isn't Roomba Frogger kind of hazardous?  I'd hate to be the one to hit the damn thing.  I could foresee myself swerving out of the way to avoid hitting it, and getting into an accident.

Roomba cockfighting is, however, the Sport of Champions.  The shark fin detail is brilliant.

They should totally attach a board with a nail through it.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2006, 05:30:07 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on March 21, 2006, 02:58:53 pm
Not to kill the mood, but isn't Roomba Frogger kind of hazardous?  I'd hate to be the one to hit the damn thing.  I could foresee myself swerving out of the way to avoid hitting it, and getting into an accident.

The Frogoperators just have to be EXTRA careful. I admit though, if I could drive and I saw a real 'Frogger' competition, I would crash the car.. out of laughter.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2006, 09:43:14 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on March 21, 2006, 02:58:53 pm
They should totally attach a board with a nail through it.

Ah, but if they do that, then their competitors will attach even bigger boards, with bigger nails, and soon the earth will destroy itself.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2006, 09:47:40 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on March 21, 2006, 02:58:53 pm
They should totally attach a board with a nail through it.

Hobot, will you please hammer a nail through a board and take a picture of yourself weilding said weapon?  That would be nice.  Will you do that for us?

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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2006, 10:02:32 pm »
Paul, is WhoresWithBoards.com charging too much for a membership now?

Surely there are other ways for you to get off?

Although Hobot, if you're taking requests, you've got a PM... ;)
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2006, 10:12:50 pm »
Quote from: jough on March 21, 2006, 10:02:32 pm
Paul, is WhoresWithBoards.com charging too much for a membership now?

Surely there are other ways for you to get off?

Although Hobot, if you're taking requests, you've got a PM... ;)


Is MisterQueue gonna have to choke a bitch?

I will climb water towers to defend Mme Hobot's honor if necessary, that is just the kind of time I have.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2006, 10:17:26 pm »
I think you meant Mlle Hobot, unless she has children we're not aware of, or is married to Mr. Hobot or something.

Anyway, who said Hobot had honour, dude?  But yeah, go climb a water tower if you want.  Just don't jump up and down on it like Earl and his brother.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2006, 10:19:20 pm »
Actually I really just wanted an excuse to use the phrase "choke a bitch" and this seemed as good a time as any.

I have resolved to start saying it more this year and I like to meet my goals.


GO ME!
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2006, 10:27:29 pm »
I am neither married nor a mother, but I prefer the authoritative sound of "Madame."  I command respect, damnit – and I have hell of honour.

So, while I may just take up the request to photograph myself wielding a board with a nail through it, I will do so in a classy manner while fully-clad.  Sorry to disappoint.
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