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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2006, 10:40:10 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on March 21, 2006, 10:27:29 pm
So, while I may just take up the request to photograph myself wielding a board with a nail through it, I will do so in a classy manner while fully-clad. 

Don't encourage them, Madame.  It is a slippery slope.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2006, 03:47:28 am »
Here's a maxim to live by, ladies: if you post it on the internet, and you look even reasonably female in the photo, someone, somewhere, will beat off to it.

If that's your thing, then vaya con queso.

Also, you are a bot that is a Ho'.  How much honour is there in automated ho'factoring?
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2006, 04:44:02 am »
Quote from: Hobot on March 21, 2006, 10:27:29 pm
So, while I may just take up the request to photograph myself wielding a board with a nail through it, I will do so in a classy manner while fully-clad.  Sorry to disappoint.

I had expected some type of bowery costume such as befits your handle.

~Paul
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2006, 05:20:54 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 22, 2006, 04:44:02 am
I had expected some type of bowery costume such as befits your handle.

~Paul

Oh, my response was mainly directed at jough; I know you're a gentleman, Paul.

As soon as I find the time and the necessary ingredients (hammer, board, and nail), this photographic session will come to pass.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2006, 09:43:42 am »
It's not even like you'll need to take the picture yourself, as soon as you pick up a board with a nail somewhere, somehow Paul will take a picture of it.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2006, 12:53:27 pm »
Quote from: jough on March 22, 2006, 03:47:28 am
Here's a maxim to live by, ladies: if you post it on the internet, and you look even reasonably female in the photo, someone, somewhere, will beat off to it.

Maybe we should just think of this as, um, heartwarming?  Boys will be boys, and all. What would we do without them?
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2006, 01:11:54 pm »
Quote from: wombat on March 22, 2006, 12:53:27 pm
Boys will be boys, and all. What would we do without them?

My guess is vibrators and other ladies mostly.... mostly.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2006, 02:13:34 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 22, 2006, 01:11:54 pm
My guess is vibrators and other ladies mostly.... mostly.

Until the species died out, anyway.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2006, 03:02:17 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 22, 2006, 02:13:34 pm
Until the species died out, anyway.

It's not much of a loss.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2006, 03:20:37 pm »
ZING!
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2006, 09:19:08 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 22, 2006, 02:13:34 pm
Until the species died out, anyway.

I'll wager there's enough sperm stored away that all males could be wiped out tomorrow and the species would do just fine.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2006, 11:09:31 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 23, 2006, 09:19:08 pm
I'll wager there's enough sperm stored away that all males could be wiped out tomorrow and the species would do just fine.

Well, why else do sperm banks exist? Lesbians -- pfah! Clearly it's all a failsafe in the event of the Amazon Apocalypse, which thousands of terrible movies assure me is right around the corner. That's also why we have those strategic Makeup and Bikini Reserves deep in the Southwestern desert.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2006, 11:15:37 pm »
I'm all for the Amazon Apocalypse as long as they give up those bows.
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2006, 11:59:27 pm »
Will it be death by Snoo-Snoo?

Quote from: V-Adore on March 23, 2006, 11:09:31 pm
Well, why else do sperm banks exist? Lesbians -- pfah! Clearly it's all a failsafe in the event of the Amazon Apocalypse, which thousands of terrible movies assure me is right around the corner. That's also why we have those strategic Makeup and Bikini Reserves deep in the Southwestern desert.

So why don't they use the bikinis and makeup now?
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Re: Roomba Nation
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2006, 12:19:28 am »
The Amazon I'm with does.
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