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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2003, 10:03:29 pm »
No, Fool, you are hereby pornified as

Clifford East the 23rd. Give your self some honorary title -

The Duke of Dick
The Baron of Bangin'

Whatever puts you in your happy place.
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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2003, 10:53:08 pm »
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Am I alone in really wanting to know what Mr Bear's porn name is? Hope that one can be cleared up tomorrow!


It's cleared up today, his is Dickie Roxx.

Mine is Lucky Ross. That's just bad.
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« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2003, 11:04:58 pm »
Mine is the lamest porn name ever:

Herman Haller.

Currently, though, I could be Buster Windsor.  That kinda works.
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« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2003, 11:08:10 pm »
My husband's is Midnight Beverly.
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« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2003, 11:14:57 pm »
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Quote from: "slink"
Am I alone in really wanting to know what Mr Bear's porn name is? Hope that one can be cleared up tomorrow!


It's cleared up today, his is Dickie Roxx.

Mine is Lucky Ross. That's just bad.


Doh, I thought that was Teador. Man I really need sleep!
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« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2003, 11:38:56 pm »
Smiling Beef is just exceptionally cute. I want a T-shirt that just has Beef's smiling, beatific face on it.

My porn name is "Diddle Chilkoot," which I think is just trying a little too hard. If you take a more recent pet and address, "Rex Glenwood" is an option, but that just makes me sound like a ladykiller on a bad radio soap opera.
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« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2003, 12:48:19 am »
My porn name would be either Sheena Minnesota (which sounds like a hustler of a different sort) or Johnny Jump-Up Minnesota (which starts out promising, but doesn't scan well).

For those keeping track, Johnny Jump-Up was a springer mix, and Sheena was a constantly knocked-up German Shepherd bitch (although not by Johnny).
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« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2003, 04:29:46 am »
I am Twiggy Lorino.  If it were today Mack McCleskey.

~Paul
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« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2003, 04:41:23 am »
Quote from: "jough"
Mine is the lamest porn name ever:

Herman Haller.

Currently, though, I could be Buster Windsor.  That kinda works.


Buster Windsor would be the king of English porn names!

Herman Haller?  Didn't he write Steppenwolf or something?
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« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2003, 08:26:48 am »
My porn name is awesome:
Dexter Knox
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« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2003, 12:23:37 pm »
If I were to make my porno name now, it would be (get this)

 Martin Luther King, Jr.

You see, I'm currently petless, and live on MLK Jr. Dr.

I think that might get me sued by Coretta, Jesse, and Al, collectively or one-by-one.
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« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2003, 01:14:37 pm »
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Herman Haller?  Didn't he write Steppenwolf or something?


That would be Herman Hesse, but you're definitly close.

For those of you who have numbered street names, or lived/live out in the country off a dirt road - come people use their childhood school's name or you can just use your present street name.

Using the school name, my boyfriend would be :  Honey Miami
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« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2003, 03:01:05 pm »
Hmm... Inky Marigold doesn't exactly make the girls swoon, does it?
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« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2003, 05:19:29 pm »
Inky Marigold strikes me as an excellent name were you starring in high-concept lesbian and/or European erotica. It exudes "doesn't actually have much sex on camera, but vamps a whole lot and does many symbolic things."
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« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2003, 09:12:42 pm »
Buster Windsor sounds like a guy who farts a lot. Could make for some fun comedy porn. Or something for a 'special' audience.
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