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April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« on: April 03, 2006, 04:04:45 am »
Phillippe has bunny pajamas and bunny slippers.

Excellent Phillippe eyebrows in this one.  I especially like his expression in panel 1.
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2006, 04:20:30 am »
Billy Idol cannot save you now, Phillipe.
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2006, 04:22:35 am »
Well, let's get back to normal with-OH MY GOD LIEBOT WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO POOR PHILLIPE

STOP IT.

SOMEONE KEEP THAT CRAZY ***** AWAY FROM PHILLIPE
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2006, 04:25:27 am »
things are rough when you live with a ***** whose entire purpose is to lie.

poor phillipe. I was hoping Ray would teach him how to be tough.

I want there to be a blog where phillipe asks ray to teach him his moves
and then phillipe rips off the faces of lyle and liebot, and then pisses on them.

man. I like the little shaver.
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2006, 04:27:51 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 03, 2006, 04:25:27 am
I want there to be a blog where phillipe asks ray to teach him his moves
and then phillipe rips off the faces of lyle and liebot, and then pisses on them.

man. I like the little shaver.

The two statements you just made seem contradictory.
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2006, 04:56:56 am »
The little bunny PJs are adorable.

Otherwise, it's just LieBot making up stuff that will upset Philippe.  Ho hum.
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2006, 05:08:46 am »
Still pretty funny though.  It is hard overcoming GOF hangovers.  I started reading 3 days into GOF, and had the whole strip archives read within 10 days.  It is going to be hard to deal with just a simple Liebot strip a day.

Still "The end!  No moral!" is genious.
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2006, 05:11:32 am »
The morally-challenged ***** upset the otter in pajamas. Love it.
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2006, 05:18:45 am »
A brilliant strip involving truly awful lies and a young otter's innocence being slowly worn away like drops of water on a boulder.
And Jough bitches about it.
I guess we really are 'back' huh?

For my money Onstad could take that Lemony Snicket bitch to school, you think that's an unfortunate event huh? What you got! What you got!
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2006, 05:42:48 am »
I always thought it was spelled "dike". Or did This Dutch Kid stick his finger in a lesbian?
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2006, 06:20:12 am »
I believe this is the first time we've ever seen Lie Bot improv some lies.  It seems like he usually has time beforehand to get everything planned out, then he finds his target; however, today his victim found him.  Also, his lies are different than usual, twisting around all sinuously instead of the familiar arrow-like manner of linear lying.

Instead of gunning Phillipe down, he wrapped that baby up like a friggin' spider.  Classy.
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2006, 07:59:28 am »
Quote from: Mattgiraffe on April 03, 2006, 05:42:48 am
I always thought it was spelled "dike". Or did This Dutch Kid stick his finger in a lesbian?

I don't think that detail would affect the story either way.

Horrified otters in the dark look pitiable.  I like it.
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2006, 08:00:36 am »
I think a lot of these lies just kind of tell themselves, I mean the answer to 'but his mom was nice to him right?' was a total gimme.

Also I like that a priest finds him and can some how discern the child is not all the way dead. A priest is just such a comforting figure.

I just read my previous post and I didn't mean to sound like so much of a dick, Jough dissing a perfectly enjoyable strip is like me easing back into my favourite recliner after a week away, all that remains is the ice cold can of Bobby's swedish rock videos and the late night television of unnecessary cross referencing to previous strips and blogs to make it complete.

Don't look at me that way, I got 3 hours of sleep last night and am not allowed any caffiene today, I been having troubles.
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2006, 08:21:52 am »
I think the last thing lie bot says is VERY close to the truth about life.

how complex.
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2006, 08:39:58 am »
My response to the comic?  Meh

I did like the last panel very much.... poor philippe must suffer for our amusement
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