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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2006, 07:52:38 pm »
Quote from: Hobo Frenzy on April 03, 2006, 02:23:24 pm
Does he realised LieBot is delighting in his misery?

LieBot isn't delighting in his misery. LieBot isn't delighting in anything.  He's a *****.  He has no emotions.

He tells these cruel lies because he's been programmed to.
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #31 on: April 03, 2006, 08:08:13 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 03, 2006, 07:52:38 pm
LieBot isn't delighting in his misery. LieBot isn't delighting in anything.  He's a #####.  He has no emotions.

He tells these cruel lies because he's been programmed to.

But the stuffed Otter really suffers for it.

~Paul
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #32 on: April 03, 2006, 08:15:27 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 03, 2006, 07:52:38 pm
LieBot isn't delighting in his misery. LieBot isn't delighting in anything.  He's a #####.  He has no emotions.

He tells these cruel lies because he's been programmed to.

The real question is, who programs a ***** not just to lie but to lie in cruel, bizarre, elaborate ways, ala the Uncle Culpepper ruse? And who also programs that ***** to drink and play the banjo? The mind reels.

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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2006, 09:40:03 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on April 03, 2006, 08:15:27 pm
The real question is, who programs a ##### not just to lie but to lie in cruel, bizarre, elaborate ways, ala the Uncle Culpepper ruse? And who also programs that ##### to drink and play the banjo? The mind reels.


Who?  Chris Onstad, that's who!
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2006, 09:41:51 pm »
Lie Bot is a very advanced Artificial Intelligence, you can't expect something that can effectively mimic the mannerisms and speech of a human to be merely the result of static programming to perform certain tasks.  I figure in the universe of Achewood the science of AI has become so advanced that people just more or less fuck around with it and do what they want.  Microsoft even releases Visual Studio AI .NET for lazy bastards.

Or it could just be a comic strip about funny animals and a *****.
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2006, 09:44:33 pm »
damn, man.

I think I want Hobot to be my mommy. and that's kind of creepy. hell of oedipal.

also: philipe is not "slow on the uptake", he's just a kid. Just a few days ago, I drove up to the mountains with my friend and his dad. his dad was being rather rude. I wanted to yell at him. and I realized-- did he suddenly become a jerk? was he not a jerk when I met him in 5th grade? No. He has always been a jerk. I just didn't realize this.

Have you ever met one of those people who can't correct you without seeming hell of mad? He was one of those people. Not "our turn is coming up", it was "you're going to miss the goddamn turn!"

finally: come on! AI? No. He's a *****! He's like a man, except made of metal!
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2006, 10:33:47 pm »
Does he eat your medication? Does he grab you with his metal claws so you can't break free, because *****s are strong?
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2006, 10:34:36 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 03, 2006, 09:44:33 pm
damn, man.

I think I want Hobot to be my mommy. and that's kind of creepy. hell of oedipal.

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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2006, 10:37:46 pm »
Quote from: Hobo Frenzy on April 03, 2006, 10:33:47 pm
Does he eat your medication? Does he grab you with his metal claws so you can't break free, because #####s are strong?

Selling ***** Insurance now are we Mr. Frenzy?

Maybe you should insure me from the frenzy of hobos first!

(Is it hoboes or hobos?  Maybe it's hoboes when they have oboes.)
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2006, 11:20:07 pm »
It's the little details that help sell a Liebot-messing-with-Phillipe's-head strip.

"He's little and so very, very cold."

"...that blood came out of her mouth and tear ducts..."
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2006, 11:35:18 pm »
"Sorry, true," really did it for me.  In fact it was the only line that really did it for me.  I will probably be using it tomorrow when lying to co-workers.
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #41 on: April 04, 2006, 12:14:06 am »
Quote from: miles on April 03, 2006, 11:35:18 pm
"Sorry, true," really did it for me.  In fact it was the only line that really did it for me.  I will probably be using it tomorrow when lying to co-workers.

It doesn't have to be a lie.  In fact it's better if it's not.  Sorry to disapoint you with the truth.

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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #42 on: April 04, 2006, 01:07:51 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on April 03, 2006, 08:15:27 pm
The real question is, who programs a ##### not just to lie but to lie in cruel, bizarre, elaborate ways, ala the Uncle Culpepper ruse? And who also programs that ##### to drink and play the banjo? The mind reels.


I don't know, but I bet that'd make a sweet storyline.

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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #43 on: April 04, 2006, 02:17:29 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 03, 2006, 07:52:38 pm
LieBot isn't delighting in his misery. LieBot isn't delighting in anything.  He's a #####.  He has no emotions.

He tells these cruel lies because he's been programmed to.


Liebot is a metaphor for the media. He is your television and your radio. Anything that normal people are not allowed to broadcast over, that is liebot.
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Re: April 3, 2006 -- The end! No moral.
« Reply #44 on: April 04, 2006, 03:42:19 am »
Hey Doomglobe.  Nice to see you.
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